Topic: someone please explain the drama and people here
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,978
i have no idea who all these people are and what they did
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #723,389
Trannies and perverts
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,408
People, using the internet.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,418
People looking for suicide for less than $20.
buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,424
@723,408 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> People, using the internet.
fuvkalms killed a guy. we are all murderers here. this is a chan for convicted murderers
> People, using the internet.
fuvkalms killed a guy. we are all murderers here. this is a chan for convicted murderers
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,437
@OP
People come here and look.
Some stayed
Some left
Stuff going on here?
Some humor
Some very bad humor
Some serious discussion
Some not so serious discussion
Drama long term is usually discouraged
Here its damn hard to be sure of who is Male vs Female vs a Miss-Match n Mess because many here are Confucius about what is going on down below the navel as well as Brain Confucius about self gender.
Some good discussions about Food but 2much here is Fried (Yes Fried Chicken is tasty)
buto has fantasies and his or is that her story changes about as often as women change tampons but multiple that by many women.
> this is a chan for convicted murderers
Oh Yes this chan has one ongoing topic that is valuable if you really want to contact and meet a convicted Murderer or Rapist of just plain Con artist -
People come here and look.
Some stayed
Some left
Stuff going on here?
Some humor
Some very bad humor
Some serious discussion
Some not so serious discussion
Drama long term is usually discouraged
Here its damn hard to be sure of who is Male vs Female vs a Miss-Match n Mess because many here are Confucius about what is going on down below the navel as well as Brain Confucius about self gender.
Some good discussions about Food but 2much here is Fried (Yes Fried Chicken is tasty)
buto has fantasies and his or is that her story changes about as often as women change tampons but multiple that by many women.
> this is a chan for convicted murderers
Oh Yes this chan has one ongoing topic that is valuable if you really want to contact and meet a convicted Murderer or Rapist of just plain Con artist -
hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,443
we need a comprehensive book of minichan lore
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,715
@OP
OK, here's a brief history of the Chans:
It all started when a bunch of whining pedophiles got banned from Anontalk for posting CP links in open disregard of the board's upload policies. Understandably butthurt by this epic assfucking, they scuttled off to create their own BBS, engaging in the never-ending circlejerk known as Tinychan. Using TC as their base of operations, they plotted the downfall of AT and posted puerile, childish hate threads against its creator. Many of them sleazed back via proxies to flood the board with the most disgusting child pr0ns conceivable, claiming they were engaged in "deep stealth trolling". The most frequent result of these pathetic newfag /i/nvasions was that TC was shut down by its service provider around once every month. The board's underaged, cross-dressing sysop (Jan Martin), was discovered trading nude pics with other prepubescent faggots, leading to a complete rectal examination and three weeks' grounding by his parents.
His internet privileges revoked by local authorities, Jan eventually sold TC to Christopher "Mootles" Poole in return for some hot anal trannysex, and Tiny4chan was born. The board was immediately overrun by /B/tards, who promptly bent the regulars over a table and raped their namefagging assholes into total submission. Various coups were attempted by Gizmo, Nickalollyoff and numerous other cocksuckers, leading to further divisions within the community. For some inexplicable reason, a large contingent started to rally behind Depressionman (better known as The Fatfuck), until Jan and his ghey fuckbuddies decided to institute their "Ban On Sight" policy. Massive mod abuse ensued, until the userbase decided that enough was enough and told TC's admin to go fuck themselves.
Two new boards were founded in wake of the Great Peon Rebellion; Minichan by Simmo (a drunken, paranoid escapee from Anontalk); and DMBBS by UltimateCake & sK (a pair of basement dwelling homosexuals with delusions of grandeur). Minichan became the newhug box glory hole homebase for TC's biggest faggots, while DMBBS was a honeypot used to scam Tiny4chan users out of their tripcodes. A sysop password was eventually phished, and UltCake wreaked havok on T4C's shitty database, locking out its moderators and deleting everything he could get his cum-smeared hands on. Moot never bothered reviving the site (mainly due to it already being dead in the water), so TC's buttfucked mods went crawling off to MC, licking Simmo's ring and begging Roar's indulgence (Nickalollyoff is believed to have suffered a minor stroke after choking on Sim's pecker-snot).
Around the same time, The Fatfuck conned some gullible autist into creating a BBS for his fictitious ghosthunting website, GHOUL. Ironically, the resulting miscarriage became the focal point for anti-fatfuck propaganda, as hordes of gibbering retards came streaming in from MC to vent their assrage over the fall of T4C. For some inexplicable reason, Nick and his cockmonglers blamed Depressionman for the destruction of the Web's Shittiest Chan, and began spreading lies & rumours regarding Fatfuck's sexual abnormalities. So things stood for some months, with several factions attempting to fuck each other in the ass from week to week.
Everything changed when the supreme faggot Link Tamake resurrected TC 4.0 (apparently by pulling it out of his ass). Ltamake, a deformed circus freak with a lazy eye & subhuman intelligence, instantly attempted to take GHOUL down by ordering his pedophag userbase to flood the site with CP. This brilliant plan evidently backfired when one of Link's modfags unleashed a tsunami of child pr0ns over Tinychan's frontpage. This is still considered one of the most epic pwnts in the history of the chanosphere, a royal fistfucking from which Strokeface never fully recovered.
Meantime, civil war had broken out on GHOUL, where Fatfuck and Larkin had started arguing over whose feces they were entitled to eat. As so often happens in theAustistic Ward ever-changing online world, this minor disagreement escalated to a full-blown shitfest, with Larkin and his supporters leaving to establish @tchan in direct imitation of GHOUL's ongoing faggotry. Once Fatfuck moved to a state-run homeless facility in Beijing, GHOUL became a virtual ghost-town (no pun intended), and @tchan became the web's premier BBS, initially attracting more traffic than TC and MC combined. This came as a particularly crushing blow for Strokeface Link Tamake, who had since been assfucked by every troll on the intertubes. After his dox were released into the public record, Link sold the site to some insignificant faggot and slunk off into oblivion with his tail between his legs.
Needless to say, nothing of value was lost, TC is still overrun with homophag pedophiles, and SC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
OK, here's a brief history of the Chans:
It all started when a bunch of whining pedophiles got banned from Anontalk for posting CP links in open disregard of the board's upload policies. Understandably butthurt by this epic assfucking, they scuttled off to create their own BBS, engaging in the never-ending circlejerk known as Tinychan. Using TC as their base of operations, they plotted the downfall of AT and posted puerile, childish hate threads against its creator. Many of them sleazed back via proxies to flood the board with the most disgusting child pr0ns conceivable, claiming they were engaged in "deep stealth trolling". The most frequent result of these pathetic newfag /i/nvasions was that TC was shut down by its service provider around once every month. The board's underaged, cross-dressing sysop (Jan Martin), was discovered trading nude pics with other prepubescent faggots, leading to a complete rectal examination and three weeks' grounding by his parents.
His internet privileges revoked by local authorities, Jan eventually sold TC to Christopher "Mootles" Poole in return for some hot anal trannysex, and Tiny4chan was born. The board was immediately overrun by /B/tards, who promptly bent the regulars over a table and raped their namefagging assholes into total submission. Various coups were attempted by Gizmo, Nickalollyoff and numerous other cocksuckers, leading to further divisions within the community. For some inexplicable reason, a large contingent started to rally behind Depressionman (better known as The Fatfuck), until Jan and his ghey fuckbuddies decided to institute their "Ban On Sight" policy. Massive mod abuse ensued, until the userbase decided that enough was enough and told TC's admin to go fuck themselves.
Two new boards were founded in wake of the Great Peon Rebellion; Minichan by Simmo (a drunken, paranoid escapee from Anontalk); and DMBBS by UltimateCake & sK (a pair of basement dwelling homosexuals with delusions of grandeur). Minichan became the new
Around the same time, The Fatfuck conned some gullible autist into creating a BBS for his fictitious ghosthunting website, GHOUL. Ironically, the resulting miscarriage became the focal point for anti-fatfuck propaganda, as hordes of gibbering retards came streaming in from MC to vent their assrage over the fall of T4C. For some inexplicable reason, Nick and his cockmonglers blamed Depressionman for the destruction of the Web's Shittiest Chan, and began spreading lies & rumours regarding Fatfuck's sexual abnormalities. So things stood for some months, with several factions attempting to fuck each other in the ass from week to week.
Everything changed when the supreme faggot Link Tamake resurrected TC 4.0 (apparently by pulling it out of his ass). Ltamake, a deformed circus freak with a lazy eye & subhuman intelligence, instantly attempted to take GHOUL down by ordering his pedophag userbase to flood the site with CP. This brilliant plan evidently backfired when one of Link's modfags unleashed a tsunami of child pr0ns over Tinychan's frontpage. This is still considered one of the most epic pwnts in the history of the chanosphere, a royal fistfucking from which Strokeface never fully recovered.
Meantime, civil war had broken out on GHOUL, where Fatfuck and Larkin had started arguing over whose feces they were entitled to eat. As so often happens in the
Needless to say, nothing of value was lost, TC is still overrun with homophag pedophiles, and SC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,717
@previous (H)
> and SC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
Best to re-read copypasta before serving it up. SC was flushed down the toilet several years ago.
> and SC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
Best to re-read copypasta before serving it up. SC was flushed down the toilet several years ago.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,719
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,739
@previous (H)
No it wasn't. It was the outhouse of the internet. As Syntax wood say it was the Shit Hole of the internet.
No it wasn't. It was the outhouse of the internet. As Syntax wood say it was the Shit Hole of the internet.
(Edited 48 seconds later.)
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,741
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,747
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,749
Anonymous K replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #723,750
@previous (H)
It's well known that the Doctor phistphucked the author of that butthurt and his legion of phaggots
It's well known that the Doctor phistphucked the author of that butthurt and his legion of phaggots
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,769
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,777
@previous (buto)
There's one really dumb and angry anon who constantly posts really dumb and angry stuff like this. I don't know why.
There's one really dumb and angry anon who constantly posts really dumb and angry stuff like this. I don't know why.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,778
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That post in particular is actually lifted from Encyclopedia Dramatica's Tinychan article.
Though the article itself is still quite dumb and angry.
That post in particular is actually lifted from Encyclopedia Dramatica's Tinychan article.
Though the article itself is still quite dumb and angry.
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,781
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,783
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,785
@723,778 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nah, that's from TG's Hateline Wiki. Which has been dead even longer than shitchan.
Nah, that's from TG's Hateline Wiki. Which has been dead even longer than shitchan.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,793
@723,741 (H)> So, you believe everything Syntax says. Thanks.
Compare Syntax to Donald Trump. Syntax is pure Gold with Truth Honesty & the American Way. (Compared to Trump)
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,797
@723,785 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh, you're right. I remember, now.
I wonder how Anonymous H was able to repost it here, then?
Oh, you're right. I remember, now.
I wonder how Anonymous H was able to repost it here, then?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,801
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Because the angry anon is tg, KL. Don't be dull.
P.S. get cucked
Because the angry anon is tg, KL. Don't be dull.
P.S. get cucked
(Edited 25 seconds later.)
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,802
@previous (O)
That is what I assumed. Though I also considered the possibility that this was a sort a TG-lite anon, or a troll using TG's ravings to shitpost.
You've got to consider all the angles in this game, lad.
That is what I assumed. Though I also considered the possibility that this was a sort a TG-lite anon, or a troll using TG's ravings to shitpost.
You've got to consider all the angles in this game, lad.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,817
Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,833
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,858
@723,802 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
@723,801 (O)
@723,785 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@723,769 (buto)
@723,777 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sure is mad in here.
@723,801 (O)
@723,785 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@723,769 (buto)
@723,777 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sure is mad in here.
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,860
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if you go through turnstile sideways, you're going to bang your cock on it -- Confucius
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,898
thanks for confusing me even more!
buto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #723,923
@723,793 (N)
> > So, you believe everything Syntax says. Thanks.
>
> Compare Syntax to Donald Trump. Syntax is pure Gold with Truth Honesty & the American Way. (Compared to Trump)
is this syntax speaking in 3rd person again
> > So, you believe everything Syntax says. Thanks.
>
> Compare Syntax to Donald Trump. Syntax is pure Gold with Truth Honesty & the American Way. (Compared to Trump)
is this syntax speaking in 3rd person again
