Topic: Ruined a customers day today

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,956

They were being rude and wanting a refund for something that was not my fault so I told them they could only have one if they could solve my riddles three. Then I started speaking in tongues and waving my arms like an octopus and gyrating.

This was all so it would sound made up when the customer eventually complains to someone.

Looks like I win again, society! Fuck you!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #723,187

What will you do when CCTV shows you waving your arms like an octopus and gyrating? Then you will look extraordinarily silly:

Boss: "Is this bizarre complaint true?"
You: "Of course not"
Boss: "But look at this video"
You: "Fuck"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #723,188

@previous (B)

They are dummies

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,195

In about 50 or so minutes I plan on ruined clients day/week/month/
When one throws a monkey wrench in2 the works one should expect reverberations.

Ritten so that only those with decoder ring can understand.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,210

@previous (Syntax)

I thought someone else set that shit on fire?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,212

@723,195 (Syntax)
p-corp?

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