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Topic: If someone on this site was actually going to commit suicide, what would you do?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,924

Choose one from the list below.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Urge the on then laugh like a motherfucker when they're dead. 1 6%
Try to talk them out of it. 5 31%
Depends who it is. 9 56%
Other (write in). 1 6%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #722,915

I recently talked to one and I hope she is doing ok
I probably should send her mail

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,928

i REALLY wanna kill myself. all the time.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,931

@previous (buto)
me too. But I cant yet. probably in the next five years

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,932

Today I woke up to a major monster world class business disaster beyond anything I have encountered in a lot of years.

I looked at the problem with full on realization that there was nothing at the moment I could do to make it better or make multiple clients pleased.

I went back to bed for a couple hours sleep - OK I could not get to sleep YET I was very pleased with my outlook. Totally positive and at peace with self. Figured as all er well most problems of major importance - It will 6 months from now seem like very just not so much a big deal.

tl:dr
Equipment on fire - not my fault but what a mess to fix cause its a mass of breadboards n not plug n play replacements

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,962

@722,931 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> me too. But I cant yet. probably in the next five years

Why can't you yet?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,967

@previous (F)
Um, it's regarding paperwork

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #722,992

@722,932 (Syntax)
And in what way does this have to do with suicide??

Way to go, you're still the expert dumbass on derailing threads.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,015

@722,967 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
The fuck are you talking about, how does a conscious decision to end your life take paperwork into account?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,016

@previous (F)

In Florida, they put you in jail if you commit suicide without first filling out the correct forms.

(she is obviously talking about euthanasia in reality)

Kook you good

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,017

@previous (H)

> In Florida, they put you in jail if you commit suicide without first filling out the correct forms.

They throw your corpse into jail?

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,018

@previous (F)

A fitting punishment for the crime, in my opinion.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,025

@723,015 (F)
Insurance reasons

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,047

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Stop being cryptic and just explain the reason properly. Because right now it doesn't make any sense. First it's "paperwork", which will take around 5 years. Then that paperwork turns out to be "insurance reasons". What, are you doubling down on your suicide policy premiums? What you're saying is weird.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,049

@previous (F)
I'm not going to explain it in any more detail. Sorry

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,050

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
In other words you just wanted some "hey everyone look, I'm going to kill myself, I'm so depressed, pay attention to me!" attention. Whatever Kook.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,051

@previous (F)
It's okay. Just forget about it

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,052

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
It's too late, you've upset him now. He's feeling extremely triggered

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,053

@previous (I)

> him

Who do you think I am?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,056

@previous (F)
Name fag with your usual handle and I'll explain further

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,057

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> Get on the microphone and start yelling.
> Nimh

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,060

@previous (J)
Lol

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,062

@723,056 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Why should that need to be done? It's a public forum where you made a public statement, why now are you insisting I give my name before giving further details? Clearly you're not against giving more details because you're just said you'll do it if I say who I am, so why are you being so vague and cryptic?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,063

@previous (F)
Because you said that you weren't a him. Either you care or you don't.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,066

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Because you said that you weren't a him. Either you care or you don't.

What is the connection between these 2 sentences? Yes I am not a 'him'. And yes I 'care' about why you can't kill yourself until your insurance paperwork is in order. Why now do I need to invent a name and tripcode to get a more detailed answer from you?

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,067

@previous (F)
you're being a dick. stop

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,070

@previous (buto)
I don't think I am being a dick, I simply asked a question which I think is completely reasonable given the thread topic to which Kook took the decision to reply. But fine, if it's disturbing you so much then I will stop.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,072

@previous (F)
shut up nerd

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,080

@previous (buto)
Ok.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,083

@723,066 (F)
Don't invent one, just use your normal handle. If you're going to be pushy why not give me something out of it?

gay and STICKY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,084

Do the sticky

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,087

@723,083 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> It's too late, you've upset him now. He's feeling extremely triggered

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 43 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,088

@previous (I)
"She"

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,090

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> is triggered

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,094

This thread has been derailed.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,095

@723,083 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
?

Not everyone has a handle. There are full-time anons here.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,098

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
namefags are only in it for the drama

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,099

@723,083 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> just use your normal handle.

Was I not clear? I don't have "a normal handle", I've never seen the point of using a name on here. Therefore I can only invent one for you if it's such an essential sticking point of you answering perfectly reasonable questions.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,100

@previous (F)
DO IT FAGGOT

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,102

@723,099 (F)
Have a mod confirm and show me a few of your posts

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,103

@723,095 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Doesn't mean that "she" is actually an anon.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,106

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Oh my God just say who you think it is already

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,107

@723,102 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Have a mod confirm and show me a few of your posts

Oh Jesus fucking Christ, never mind Kook. You are such a weird person sometimes. Why do you lie online so much about your life when you're one of the few people who seem like you don't actually need to do it.

But whatever, that Anon I person up there is starting to boil over and nothing here is worth that so I'll drop it. Just in future, try to remember that this is a message board and people have a right to ask questions without needing to present identification to you.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,109

@previous (F)
I never lie

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,110

@723,106 (H)
I don't have any idea of who it is

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 3 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,111

@723,109 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Ok.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,112

@723,109 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
But you have upset him, and he's been triggered

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,113

@723,110 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> I don't have any idea of who it is

And why do you need to know that before answering a simple question about something you wrote? Why will you only give more information (in a public thread on an internet message board) to someone who uses a name and a trip code?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,115

@previous (F)
Because I have more reason to. I feel closer to them.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 19 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,116

@723,113 (F)
Sup, Dave?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #723,117

@723,112 (I)
It's odd. I don't even have interesting stories that are worth lying about.
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