Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago#55,887
How come porn is lacking in the emotional department? Like right away it's all about sex. I understand people look at porn to look at sex, nevertheless, a good story might just humanize the actors/characters and make it so much more realistic in contrast to strangers doing it. They might look like something more than strangers.
Instead it's the typical story of a caple guy or a plumber.
No no! It's not about the story, it's just that the story might make you more invested and maybe you will get drawn in like when you watch movies.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#722,575
I can't watch porn anymore. It's always a story about a guy delivering a pizza to a naked mild or something boring. I would like a complex story, maybe some SciFi. What about the guy delivering the pizza has to travel back in time to have sex with the milf so that she can give birth to someone who will grow up to cure cancer? I also think porn characters should be giving a character arc and maybe a comic relief villain.
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#722,578
> No no! It's not about the story, it's just that the story might make you more invested and maybe you will get drawn in like when you watch movies.
What you're looking for is erotica, not porn.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,623
This has always been my biggest issue with porn. If there's any setup, it's blatantly contrived and comes off as an X-rated comedy than as something arousing. If there's foreplay, it drags on forever. If it's just sex, the audio might as well be a tape loop of "Oh Ah!".
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,629
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Maybe you should spend less time looking at porn and more time posting on tinychan.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,651
@previous (F)
What kind of evil person tells someone to watch less porn?
Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,655
> This has always been my biggest issue with porn. If there's any setup, it's blatantly contrived and comes off as an X-rated comedy than as something arousing. If there's foreplay, it drags on forever. If it's just sex, the audio might as well be a tape loop of "Oh Ah!".
Maybe if you weren't a 27-year-old virgin living with your parents you wouldn't need to watch so much porn and get upset by it.
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,660
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,668
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Nope, not obsessed. Just pointing out that you're a 27-year-old virgin who lives with his parents and spends all his life moderating an internet message board for racists and pedophiles.
Try to stop spazzing out every time this gets brought up.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,669
@previous (D)
Yet you're the one who's obsessed with him. Loser. :)
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,689
@722,668 (D)
Just because you tell the same lie 100 times doesn't make it true. It just deludes you into believing it.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,700
I think you need to watch some 70's porn. It gets a little rapey, but there's a story, bad acting, and good music.
Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,706
> Just because you tell the same lie 100 times doesn't make it true.
Which part of that was a lie? Are you denying you're a 27-year-old virgin who lives with your parents? You yourself have stated this in the last day you fuckin' retard :) Looks like you're mixing up your personas nonce boy. Caught you samefagging there!
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,718
@previous (D)
There you go again, choosing to believe the interpretation which fits your mental narrative. You've caught me on nothing, to the surprise of no one. The only persona here is inside your head. Have you considered psychotherapy to deal with these characters you perceive?
PS: remember the last time you "caught" me? Yeah, that was pretty funny. I noticed you were quiet for a while after that incident. Too bad you didn't learn anything from it.
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Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,730
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Why do you let me get under your skin like this? Try not to lose your cool so easily nonce boy.
Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#722,738