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Topic: One time when I was shopping a kid called me fat.

Metæ started this discussion 10 years ago #55,788

I didn't say anything to the kid but now I realize I should have let my inner Denmark Guy out and chased the kid through the store while screaming threats.

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Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later[^] [v] #721,444

lol I'm glad you so dumb.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #721,446

@Meta

You should have cornered the kid against the Rubik's cubes and the Monopoly sets and told him he couldn't run away.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #721,447

@previous (C)

Yeah, you should have been autistic.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #721,449

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Yeah, you should have been autistic.

Either you are or you aren't. WTF does that even mean?

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,464

i called a lady fat the first time i went to a circus i was like 2 maybe and now i dont like circuses. because of the guilt

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,475

That's nothing, a kid called me a tranny today and started laughing, I told them to consider my feelings and asked how they would feel if they were born in the wrong body. They threw a water bottle at me and ran away.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,483

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
What the fuck

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,493

@721,475 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
what

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,496

@721,483 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
@previous (buto)
The water bottle toss is a staple of English socialising. It's a very common form of insult, over here.

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,514

@721,483 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Sounds like a really mature way to handle the situation and turn it into a teachable moment.

Metæ (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,515

@721,446 (C)
Good thinking. The police will be more interested in my side of the story that way.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,516

Are you fat?

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,517

@previous (H)
Yes.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,521

@previous (Metæ)
Obese?

Metæ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,529

@previous (H)
That's not what your mom said last night.

Anonymous [b]Q[/b] joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,531

@previous (Metæ)
so spicy

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,536

"yeah I'm fat. Fat up your ass"

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,583

I parked in the new and expecting parent car park at the supermarket, because it's second only to handicap parking. Two pregnant women walked by and one said loudly "he looks really pregnant" so I said to her something like "shut up, you fat bitch"

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,594

When i was in socal, dressing like i do, i went to a Wendy's and there wad a group of teens/twenty something's making fun of me amongst themselves. When i walked by they dropped bass into their voices to say hello to me. I was polite or whatever but it hurt quite alot. Mainly becausr my "friend" i was travelling with didn't even notice, and didnt do anything.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,596

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
What could he do?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,598

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I dunno. Offer emotional support?
Not be a self absorbed arrogant prick?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,604

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Maybe a lot of people wouldn't have noticed the voice lowering. Did you reference it?

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,606

@721,598 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
your friend sounds shitty. also dont b polite to people who make fun of you thats hella sad

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,608

@721,594 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
Once I had just been to the dentist and was waiting for a cab outside and a guy came up and tried to hand me money.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,609

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
bc u looked... homeless? or sexy

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,612

@previous (buto)
Homeless. And I politely declined and he was very embarrassed.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,627

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
that is very embarassing

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,631

@previous (buto)
Also once I was walking my dog and was stopped for suspected prostitution

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,652

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Did you offer to give the cop a good time in exchange for dropping the issue?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #721,658

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was actually very scary. It was so foggy that I couldn't see past a foot in front of me and I was walking my little doggo. So I could hear something and sense movement and it become clear that three people on bikes were circling us (oh and my girlfriend was with my me). So I put her behind me and the bikes started closing in like sharks, never identifying themselves. Eventually I see that they're cops and I'm very irritated. I react like an uptight matronly elementary school teacher .
One of the cops start making vague talk of suspicious activities in that area. As soon as he began I knew what the fuck was up but I wanted him to actually say it. So I'm replying like "My word that's horrible, what kind of activities?" He won't say it. So I lower my voice to a near whisper and ask "Are you calling me a prostitute?" And I sounded just like someone's grandmother. He immediately back pedaled and the other cops were like "We need to move on" He replied that he was implying that and "I said you just called me a hooker!"Do hookers dress like this and bring their dogs?!" He immediately apologized and gave me a nice day before leaving quickl.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #721,704

@721,604 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yeah i mentioned, and it seemed quite exaggerated.

@721,606 (buto)
Well if they had been more than mildly disrespectful i would have acted accordingly. When i sat down i loudly announced that i had encountered a "wild douchebag" and no response was elicited.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #721,705

@721,608 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Lol thats pretty cute.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #721,709

@721,658 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
cops dumb as hell
yeah u turning tricks w/ kreech
we had reports of a dog show $$
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