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Topic: When I was chasing kids

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #55,785

So some time ago i was walking home and these kids starting calling me names like poopoo head and stuff like that. They were just joking around and so I thought i would make the joke funnier. I told them that I would eat them alive as i crawled over the fence, I told them they could not hide.

So I'm chasing them and everyone including myself is laughing in the joy of it all, then I got them cornered and suddenly this arab gut takes hold of my hand and is all like "what you do here!? What you do!?" and man, suddenly every kid looks close to crying. After about a week later, I finally hear the police dropped the case. I can only guess the kids told the truth at the end.

Is that crazy or what?

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #721,385

kitotpt

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #721,386

@previous (buto)

lol okay loser?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #721,403

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Your the loser. Chasing and stalking little kids. You should kill yourself immediately.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,407

@previous (C)
Agree. I don't know why he posts this shit here.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,411

@721,403 (C)
@previous (D)

I post it here because because you function as a parody of negativity. You act like you can judge, you paint it like you are better. In a strange way, it's a comfort to have people like you criticizing. It makes you (criticism) devalued because you all are so clownish in it all that you can't help but to laugh.

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,418

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
you are insane

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,419

@721,411 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
At least we can function, unlike yourself who can barely function as a decent human being at all.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,420

@721,411 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Most people here probably are better than you. You are an unemployed adult who has difficulty functioning in society, to the point that you attract police attention.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,421

@721,418 (buto)
@721,419 (D)

Mmmhmmm. Tomorrow I have to attend 3 birthday parties. Gn.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,422

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Don't wake up.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,423

@721,420 (E)

Okay, I guess you guys win, you have a better life or whatever.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,424

@721,422 (D)

> Don't wake up.


lol so lame

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,425

@721,421 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Mmmhmmm. Tomorrow I have to attend 3 birthday parties. Gn.

Are you going to try and get the kids to blow your candle?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,426

@721,424 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
This isn't a competition.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,427

@721,425 (C)
@previous (D)


Okay. Take care of yourselves, one day you won't feel like being tough on the Internet, you will have real balls.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,429

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
If you had any real balls you would try and get with an adult women instead of children you sicko.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,430

@previous (D)

If you had any real balls or a life, you wouldn't act like you are doing the world a favor. You think I'm a pedophile, okay, but what are you going to do about it? Nothing. You are the symbol of impotence, all talk, all words because that's the only thing you can do, make words on the web because you are so lame you can't make any consistent threats or claims in your real name.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,434

jesus you're a weirdo

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,436

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yeah sure. Now go on being on mc like any normal person does.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,438

@721,430 (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
I can say whatever the hell I like and can post anonymously if I want to. If you don't want people calling you out for your bullshit, don't make the post in the first place! Numerous times people have said you should stop making creepy posts about children, yet you have continued to do so. You hardly have any right to bitch about me with all the shit you post about.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,440

@previous (D)

Too long didn't read. Anyway, fuck you.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,442

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Fuck you too buddy!

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #721,443

@previous (D)

Aha, but will you be kys?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,448

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
Only if you do it first.

Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,450

@previous (D)

No. Don't kys, you are lame, dumb and lame. I'll leave man, I'm probably too old for this anyway. Good luck in life. You badtArd.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,456

@previous (Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ)
If you didn't make posts like this so often, people probably wouldn't have a problem with you.

Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,458

@previous (D)

> If you didn't make posts like this so often, people probably wouldn't have a problem with you.


No, I could have kept up appearance and acted normal but that's the thing, I could have acte like that "offline" but instead I'm here confronted by strangers I don't know or care about, demanding I behave properly. It's so sad, so lame. I'm forever disappointed.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,460

@previous (Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ)
Because nobody anywhere likes people who chase children

It is mammalian instinct

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,463

@721,458 (Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ)
then why do you come here exclusively to post about your inappropriate behavior????? what do you expect!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,466

@721,460 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Because nobody anywhere likes people who chase children
>
> It is mammalian instinct

Yeah, seconding this. Chasing other people's children around -unless I know them like family and they get that "uncle so-and-so" is just playing around chasing them in the yard during the family BBQ- chasing other people's children around at random is pretty fucking spooky behavior.

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #721,468

@721,458 (Denmark guy !VF6Hpx77OQ)
You'll get people who will want you to behave appropriately and people who will indulge you on any forum. I'm sure there are forums where you can talk about this kind of stuff and not get much backlash, but most posters here are uncomfortable with this kind of discussion. I really think you need counselling of some kind so you can offload your problems there instead of posting about it here.
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