Minichan

Topic: Hey guise, I just got an email from Amazon.com, asking me to buy one of my own books!

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,679

Does that make me a successful author??

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #719,974

No.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,975

No.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,978

No.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,980

No.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #720,003

Yes. Congratulations

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,023

@OP
So you're the one buying all of your ebooks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,030

Link it!

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,031

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
how do you link to an email
retard

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,032

@previous (C)
Call your mother. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,108

@720,031 (C)
@720,031 (C)

> how do you link to an email
> retard

Come on its easy very easy to link to his email and anyone here is free to read it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,112

@720,003 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Thanks Kook. You're the best.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,177

@OP

> Does that make me a successful author??

No, because successful authors don't buy their own self-published books.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,180

@previous (J)
Yes they do. Thanks.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,182

@720,177 (J)
> No, because successful authors don't buy their own self-published books.

I wood think they have to buy a few just to show some sales. It wood be embarrassing to put the book up for sale and have no one buying a copy. That is what Masked Bastard did with his comic book. 4 years on the market b4 even a review and that review was after I kept making fun of not one net friend giving it a positive review - Then to discover that one has to buy the book to review it LoL

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,185

@previous (Syntax)
Then they are not "successful" authors, they are authors buying their own work because nobody else is. It would be like paying yourself when you jerk off and saying you bought a handjob.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,186

@OP

Did you ever post on break.com around 2005 or 06?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #720,279

@720,177 (J)
@720,185 (J)
But I didn't buy any of my own books, and this particular one isn't self-published.

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,280

@720,186 (M)
Did you ever post on break.com around 2005 or 06?

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,283

@720,279 (A)

> and this particular one isn't self-published.

Lol but ok. So what's the name of the book? Send me the Amazon link to it please so I can see which publishing house printed it.

brie !kGoudaMCFA joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,314

@previous (J)
The e-book guy refuses to share his work with minichan.
It's kind of rude since he keeps bringing it up.

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,315

@previous (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
It's probably some pedo Harry Potter fanfic or something

WMW joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,317

what if he likes alcohol ?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,318

@720,314 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)
He shared it with Kook.

brie !kGoudaMCFA replied with this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,319

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He never shared it with me and I've asked too.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,429

@720,314 (brie !kGoudaMCFA)

perhaps hmmm your slimy book is indexed on wikipedia .. it will take some time to find

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Contents/Lists

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Abstract Anon replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,435

@previous (Anonymous M)
It took me 10 seconds to locate brie's book.

Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,436

@previous (Abstract Anon)

you wanna cry ?!

Abstract Anon replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #720,437

@previous (Anonymous M)
A sample of the book just for you.
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