Topic: I got the shit beaten out of me but somehow that was good?

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #55,656

Was in this sketchy bar and i wanted another beer but to my surprise they refused services me, they said they had closed. I took this so personally, I was really angry. I started to steal the drinks of other people, man, it was weird. I went around stealing people's drinks, half finished or not i took it out of there hands (literally) and drank it. I said,i don't give a fuck. Over and over this repeated. Suddenly this guy gets angry and I'm scared. Long story short I'm on the floor as he kicks me in the head.

Somehow, i escape unharmed. There isn't even a bruse on my body. The police took my side.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #719,796

Ever since, I've felt so invincible

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,799

I can't tell if you are actually mentally ill or just pretending to be. Either way you are a pretty fuckin weird dude and I am glad we live thousands of miles apart.

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Jubilee Starshine joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,800

same thing happened to me, except i kicked the guy in the dick and punched his girlfriend in the throat. technically i was stealing their wallets and not their drinks, but it's pretty much the same thing.

Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,804

@previous (Jubilee Starshine)

Fucking weird as fuck. I was on the ground getting kicked, but I think he finally stopped because i had my leg pushing/crushing against his balle

Jubilee Starshine replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,809

@previous (Denmark guy !jJEom8Ii3E)
yeah, you can't just kick them once, you've got to kick them over and over until they either pass out or start puking. that's how you know you've burst his testicles.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #719,817

I just drink at home. It's much cheaper and nobody kicks me in the head.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,927

@previous (Metæ)
Meta knows what's up. Tesco lager and knocking over my plates or 'dishes' as you call them in Armenia.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,931

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

> Meta knows what's up. Tesco lager and knocking over my plates or 'dishes' as you call them in Armenia.
We call them pl8s 2, m8

gay and PROUD joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,942

I got the sticky beaten out of me :00

buto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,943

@previous (gay and PROUD)
stop

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,944

I got punched in the gut at recess when I was a kid. I couldn't breathe.
Ever since, I been the champ

gay and PROUD replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,945

@719,943 (buto)
Homophobe :(

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #719,946

@previous (gay and PROUD)
lol

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