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Topic: Does anyone here live near Cumberland New Jersey? Can you spare some laundry detergent?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,554

Years ago he told me his mother and father were so disgusted with him, they committed suicide. He uses that as an excuse to use his T shirts as a napkin while he eats Kentucky Fried Chicken. His daily lunch and dinner meals are always KFC. He told me there was no one around to show him how to use laundry detergent, nor can he figure out how to put the coins in a washing machine in his section 8 neighborhood.

He has also learned one other failed survival trick. He thinks being a Douchey hipster comic book geek, deems him to mainstream and pour hatred all over his entire fanbase, for absolutely no good reason. Every net persona he has tussled with on the internet ends up as a character in his hipster comic books. Five years going and so far no one has bought a copy.

He lurks here trying his worst to connect and find love. Alas he also grew up with a disgusting fetish so foul, I dare not put words to it. Me I just flush down, what he uses as his personal turn on.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #718,626

Externally hosted imageHe writes comic books? That sounds familiar...

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #718,627

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh god. That fucking scene...

joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,636

what is this thread?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,659

@718,626 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@718,627 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)

Oh my fucking God almighty. Masked Bastard is Chris Chans Daddy~0.
CWC has more talent than his Daddy~0.

@previous ()
FuckAlms has located Chris Chans long lost biological Daddy. Chris inherited his autism from Masked Bastard without a trace of African skin tone. Masked Bastard will be so proud of his lost child & jealous of such talent.

replied with this 10 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,669

@previous (E)
what???????

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,683

@previous ()
You would have to be familiar with the greasy stained guy in the yellow T shirt. He is known as the impotent Masked Bastard. He wants people to know him as Stan Lees replacement.
If you do not know who Stan Lee is? kys
High blood pressure and obesity prevent him from getting it up and Viagra will cause his heart to fail.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,684

@OP

Always wondered what the story is with that picture. Who first posted it and why?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,689

@previous (G)
Long story for another time. Complex story. Similar to ISIS vs Donald Duck Trump. Good for comix relief.
Back to work. By.

replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,736

@718,683 (F)
its not a poster here?? why does OP sound like syntax

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,739

@previous ()
That cum stained guy in the yellow shirt is here often. He has earned his ban stripes.
> why does OP sound like syntax

You see things; and you say 'Why?'
Syntax sees things and says 'Why not.'

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,792

This whole thread reeks of syntax samefagging and talking to himself again...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,798

@previous (H)

It is

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,804

@718,792 (H)
@previous (I)
I refuse to believe 悟 ninja is Syntax. Both have crap text English so perhaps?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,821

@OP
Illegible gibberish.

anonymous joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,824

@OP

he is a belieber

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,837

@previous (anonymous)
Justin belieber?

replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,864

@718,804 (J)

> I refuse to believe 悟 ninja is Syntax. Both have crap text English so perhaps?

@718,739 (E)

> That cum stained guy in the yellow shirt is here often. He has earned his ban stripes.
> >why does OP sound like syntax
>
> You see things; and you say 'Why?'
> Syntax sees things and says 'Why not.'

@718,689 (A)

> Long story for another time. Complex story. Similar to ISIS vs Donald Duck Trump. Good for comix relief.
> Back to work. By.

@718,683 (F)

> You would have to be familiar with the greasy stained guy in the yellow T shirt. He is known as the impotent Masked Bastard. He wants people to know him as Stan Lees replacement.
> If you do not know who Stan Lee is? kys
> High blood pressure and obesity prevent him from getting it up and Viagra will cause his heart to fail.

@718,792 (H)

> This whole thread reeks of syntax samefagging and talking to himself again...

so all of the above posts are syntax... right? and this masked bastard is a dude from Bianca? and thats his picture? i always thought everyone from bianca was Matt.
also syntax appears to be going Mordor-level crazy in this topic
A+

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,875

@previous ()
There is the pervasive chan theory that says :Only one user exists and is responsible for all posts-replies:

That means 悟 is the universal poster at MC and for brevity sake, that makes you Syntax or
吃糞便 和死

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

buto replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,878

@previous (N)
everybody is 悟

Leeza replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,881

Syntax is going more than crazy. He is all over the place trying to find out who and how someone got his IP# and posts. He has been emailing and going to other boards running off his mouth. He is totally losing it. He is blaming everyone he can think of for this. He tells you all here they are photoshop works, but why would he be so worried about this and contacting all of these people sifting for information if they were fake?? And all of this started the day he saw his old IP# and posts about eating shit and asking about help with child porn and talking to himself.

The devil is starting to lose control LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL And it will only get better in due time.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,922

@previous (Leeza)
Sup MB?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,923

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Milton Bradley?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,932

@718,881 (Leeza)
@718,922 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Naw I think that person is Suni. She runs a Graveyard of an operation that is/was a clone of Bianca's. Made with built in holes in software by the software maker to fuck with the product he sells people - A product that is now total obsolete and he is out of business selling the defective product and is mad as fuck open source took the world over.

Suni has early onset Alzheimer's and all joking aside cause this is a serious moment - She got caught up in protecting a lady in Australia who goes by M'Lady or Lady D or Lady Delight - Lots of monkiers. A Foul disgusting woman who had the ability to gather a small group of room fuckers so as to slander the reputation of quality people like myself - Yet to dumb to run a credit report check or look at my bank accounts while she was spending time and the little money she had left WHICH she stole from others to keep going

All that while her own daughter was being fucked over LITERALLY by her husband the father of the child who ended up with her own Child - So I guess the Lady D won by ending up with a grandchild who was also her Brother and Son all at the same time but dooooon't quote me on the relationships - Husband is in Prison and LD ended up in jail for a bit and Suni who protected the vial Pedophile enabler - Suni is mad at me for being nasty to her Pedo GF

No one should quote me on any of this except if they want to perpetuate lulz at the expense of Pedo enablement

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,008

@718,864 ()
Yeah this topic is retarded

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,109

@previous (H)

> Yeah this topic is retarded

You get what you pay for.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,116

@718,875 (N)
Eat shit and die?

Anonymous J replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,118

@previous (R)
> eat shit
That kind of text will give masked bastard wet sticky underware.

Anonymous Naha joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,119

@720,116 (R)

don't fuck with it

Anonymous N replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #720,120

@previous (Anonymous Naha)
lol
Fact is many here do.
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