Topic: I dumped my girlfriend last night, AMAA

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,548

She was the sexually passive type and would just lay there with a giant smile and odd moans. Glug.

Also: Coke, boxer briefs, red, right, 9.5.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #718,572

Sprite or pepsi?

Alba Gal !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,575

@previous (DasSheeple)
"9.5"?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,577

OP
Do you have another ready to roll into your bed or are you stuck again with R. Palm and L. Palm
And do you have a sufficient supply of 10 w 30 motor oil.

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,582

ok but how was the rest of ur relationship

悟 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,583

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
doesnt matter

gay and PROUD joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,584

Can I do, shticky with you?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,590

@718,583 (悟)
guess not
man

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,592

What are we not allowed to ask you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 55 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,595

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
not sure

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,601

@718,592 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Show me a rule that says we have limits to questions we want need must have
to ask OP

OP
Did she drink Pepsi or coke?

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,604

@previous (I)
Can you try that again in English?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,605

@OP

> She was the sexually passive type and would just lay there with a giant smile and odd moans.

It's amazing how far blow-up doll technology has come, isn't it?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,633

She is banging some other dude right now. How does that make you feel.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,646

@previous (K)
Nah. Even if she was, why would I care?

@718,601 (I)
Not sure.

gay and PROUD replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,647

@previous (A)
Can we do sticky?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,651

Did you at least spread the word before you left her?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,663

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
About Minichan? No. I am sorry to have failed you.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 50 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,664

@718,577 (D)
Yes, I had a woman in my bed yesterday. We're early in dating but it seems promising.

I don't use motor oil.