Topic: Original Minichan Cocktail - De Joranita

dw started this discussion 10 years ago #55,490

You get a glass (preferably a Duvel or Leffe glass)
You add one part Vodka
You add one part Carbonated Water
You add one part Aloe Vera Juice (the kind with the solid bits)
Drink!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #717,944

Aloe Vera juice is a laxative tho

dw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,946

@previous (Metæ)

poops are important when drinking

dw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,947

this shit gets you too drunk

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,948

@717,946 (dw)
In America, it's considered impolite to poop while drinking.

dw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,949

@previous (Metæ)
in that country, isnt it considered impolite to vote for a president that doesnt want to make me kill myself?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,964

@previous (dw)
Oh come on every American politician makes Yurops want to kill themselves. You guys are the most emo continent.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,965

The Minichan™

3 parts vodka
1 part gin
2 parts Franzia
1 part Domestos
3 parts Sprite
Add cider to taste

Top with olives or cocktail onions and maybe a little rainbow umbrella in it to indicate that you support trans rights.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,966

@previous (C)
The Metæ: ∞ parts Franziæ
Serve with fried chicken.

福 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,969

id try it

@717,944 (Metæ)
since when

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,971

@717,966 (Metæ)

I really feel like Minichan needs it's own official cocktail. We should have a contest and a vote or something.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,975

@717,964 (Metæ)
Not quite. Obama actually has quite a high approval rating in the UK, at least.

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dw (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,977

@717,964 (Metæ)
thats true. i recently met a russian who i assumed to be a homophobic racist but he was a fucking twat

dw (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,990

anyone try this fucking retarded shit?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,031

Is the glass mandatory?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,039

@previous (F)
You could mix it in your mouth but I would recommend at least some kind of container

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,041

@717,977 (dw)
What does this shit even mean?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,085

Minichæ Champagnæ

1. Goon of white wine
2. Soda stream
3. ???
4. Enjoy the finest of Champagnæ

福 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,101

@previous (G)
omg. it doesnt work

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,104

Gross

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,113

@718,101 (福)
Fizz up your boxed wine for an authentic French-Champagnæ™ experience

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #718,121

@previous (G)
You can get fizzy wine of some sort (moscato? Idk) for like 13 a bottle