Topic: My God, I want an iPhone 7 so much that it hurts. They are beautiful.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,455
And for you idiotic haters (almost certainly virgin android neckbeards) who complain about the dongle, it comes with the phone. It doesn't look bad. In fact, it looks classy in the same way that all iPhone features are classy. Thanks.Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #717,576
Another slide from the iPhone 7 presentation yesterday. Isn't it a beautiful device?(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #717,577
Why risk getting an eviction notice when you spend your rent money on a phone that has all the features of a cheaper product?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,578
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Obviously, you're too poor to own an iPhone. Your jealousy is palpable. You pathetic android loser. Sad.
Obviously, you're too poor to own an iPhone. Your jealousy is palpable. You pathetic android loser. Sad.
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,579
Screen to body ratio is still shit. Meh, expected more... and the premium Jet Black, lol :^)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,580
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,581
@717,578 (A)
Or I'd rather spend the money on something more useful. A phone is a communication tool that happens to access the Internet nowadays making it good for time killing. Why do you need all of the extra shit you may not ever use?
Or I'd rather spend the money on something more useful. A phone is a communication tool that happens to access the Internet nowadays making it good for time killing. Why do you need all of the extra shit you may not ever use?
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,582
looks pretty weak compared to anything else out right now, tbh. even my parents quit iphone last year and got android devices. apple products kinda just suck now.
DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,583
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,584
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,585
@717,581 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Poverty and jealousy will, in fact, get you nowhere in life, Catherine.
@717,582 (squeegee)
The iPhone doesn't run on an inefficient Java-based OS so it can make use of its power with 100% efficiency.
@717,583 (DasSheeple)
The dongle allows you to plug in your headphones. It's good the audio jack was eliminated because it allowed Apple to maintain the iPhone's slim profile and light weight while adding even more amazing features and user-friendly modularity.
Poverty and jealousy will, in fact, get you nowhere in life, Catherine.
@717,582 (squeegee)
The iPhone doesn't run on an inefficient Java-based OS so it can make use of its power with 100% efficiency.
@717,583 (DasSheeple)
The dongle allows you to plug in your headphones. It's good the audio jack was eliminated because it allowed Apple to maintain the iPhone's slim profile and light weight while adding even more amazing features and user-friendly modularity.
DasSheeple replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,586
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,589
Sources say nor can I post with handle on this
One you buy that phone and in wonderful kindness as not ceen in past Apple will sell you IF you are nice to them a $159 package for no sloppy cord from phone to ear buds and ear buds as of yet are not able to power selves from the Air so you now have to charge the phone and air buds Separately
In USA only you buy the phone with Intel CPU which is a win win for Intel but ONLY for AT&T Network - Verizon the more better larger and soon even as fast as speed of lite or if marketing can get away with it tell you it can be faster than the speed of lite n I am not joking and the Verizon Iphone-7 has a Qualcomm CPU
The new $159 add on is just out of the warm kindness of Apple - A technological breakthrough for Stockholders and thank you very much for buying and do enjoy
Wood that paying the extra $159 make you all happy and if I could only count the many times I have lost my ear buds and the fuckers get wet from sweat as I do my daily beach runs and end up not so much working so good for long and are dirt cheep to replace so who cares but at $159 perhaps just perhaps I people will buy multiples of just in case eh
One you buy that phone and in wonderful kindness as not ceen in past Apple will sell you IF you are nice to them a $159 package for no sloppy cord from phone to ear buds and ear buds as of yet are not able to power selves from the Air so you now have to charge the phone and air buds Separately
In USA only you buy the phone with Intel CPU which is a win win for Intel but ONLY for AT&T Network - Verizon the more better larger and soon even as fast as speed of lite or if marketing can get away with it tell you it can be faster than the speed of lite n I am not joking and the Verizon Iphone-7 has a Qualcomm CPU
The new $159 add on is just out of the warm kindness of Apple - A technological breakthrough for Stockholders and thank you very much for buying and do enjoy
Wood that paying the extra $159 make you all happy and if I could only count the many times I have lost my ear buds and the fuckers get wet from sweat as I do my daily beach runs and end up not so much working so good for long and are dirt cheep to replace so who cares but at $159 perhaps just perhaps I people will buy multiples of just in case eh
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #717,590
@717,585 (A)
> implying I am jealous of somebody who wastes $600+ on a fucking phone
I bet you're the type who spends that much every time there is a new "version".
> implying I am jealous of somebody who wastes $600+ on a fucking phone
I bet you're the type who spends that much every time there is a new "version".
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,597
@717,583 (DasSheeple)
Oh my god that's beautiful. Spend like $700 on an iPhone and carry a gay ass adapter so you can listen to music, then spend $1200 for the thinnest and lightest laptop on the market then keep a bulky ass USB hub so you can actually connect things to it. I bet the Thunderbolt USB hub is like $89.99.
IT JUST WORKS!
Oh my god that's beautiful. Spend like $700 on an iPhone and carry a gay ass adapter so you can listen to music, then spend $1200 for the thinnest and lightest laptop on the market then keep a bulky ass USB hub so you can actually connect things to it. I bet the Thunderbolt USB hub is like $89.99.
IT JUST WORKS!
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,599
@previous (Metæ)
that's what i don't get. i'd rather have a slightly thicker notebook than have to carry around a bunch of peripherals to get the same functionality out of a slimmer profile. it's not convenient at all.
really bad trade-off imo
that's what i don't get. i'd rather have a slightly thicker notebook than have to carry around a bunch of peripherals to get the same functionality out of a slimmer profile. it's not convenient at all.
really bad trade-off imo
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RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,605
@717,597 (Metæ)
@previous (squeegee)
Can't you do that stuff wirelessly anyway?
Not that I'm defending or really care about Apple's products. I'm just thinking there should be a way around all of the extra wires.
@previous (squeegee)
Can't you do that stuff wirelessly anyway?
Not that I'm defending or really care about Apple's products. I'm just thinking there should be a way around all of the extra wires.
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明王 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #717,607
@717,597 (Metæ)
this lol
apple shit these days is just absurd
os x is fine and good in my book (i dont use it anymore tho and haven't seen the latest) but their products are just getting stupid as hell. the only cool and unique thing about this phone is the dual camera
it looks like shit kinda too
this lol
apple shit these days is just absurd
os x is fine and good in my book (i dont use it anymore tho and haven't seen the latest) but their products are just getting stupid as hell. the only cool and unique thing about this phone is the dual camera
it looks like shit kinda too
Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,621
@717,599 (squeegee)
Apple should make a gun. It'll be the thinnest and lightest gun in the world but it will have no sights or grip, a two round magazine (shooting some proprietary caliber that costs $3.50 a round) and you have to use Siri to fire it.
Apple should make a gun. It'll be the thinnest and lightest gun in the world but it will have no sights or grip, a two round magazine (shooting some proprietary caliber that costs $3.50 a round) and you have to use Siri to fire it.
squeegee replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,622
@717,605 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
"where are the ear buds, i want to listen to Adele."
"charging."
"oh. i'll just play a game on the mac then."
"mouse is charging."
"...i'll just read a book i guess."
"...charging."
"...god damnit..."
"where are the ear buds, i want to listen to Adele."
"charging."
"oh. i'll just play a game on the mac then."
"mouse is charging."
"...i'll just read a book i guess."
"...charging."
"...god damnit..."
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,626
not sure if trolling or brainwashedGreen !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,627
Android users are just mad they'll never have a phone that looks sleek and has great security. They are crying over their tangled headphones.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,628
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,629
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,630
@previous (A)
he ought to know, after all, he invented it while advising tim cook on ways to reel in more peripheral purchases from diehard fans to make up for falling overall sales.
he ought to know, after all, he invented it while advising tim cook on ways to reel in more peripheral purchases from diehard fans to make up for falling overall sales.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,633
明王 replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,648
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,652
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,657
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,658
Why don't they make it with a curved screen that goes partly behind your head
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,661
Android phones are all clunky, cluttered, ugly devices with outdated Android versions.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,668
Kill yourself, Matt.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,670
@previous (B)
You first, Catherine.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/16/transgender-individuals-face-high-rates--suicide-attempts/31626633/
You first, Catherine.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/16/transgender-individuals-face-high-rates--suicide-attempts/31626633/
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,711
明王 replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,724
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 53 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,748
@717,629 (A)
> Syntax: world-renown expert on the iPhone that was announced literally yesterday.
Er No however do you have a clue who has been the key major and often the only supplier to Apple for its CPU/Modem? Qualcomm - 1000's of Qualcomm employee's working hand in hand with Apple for years n years - Others have tried to integrate the CPU with the Modem and the Modem is really the key element for the phone - Snapdragon is very fast very efficient and has been the cause of many other companies attempting to do that in one chip with fail fail fail - Intel has been trying to crack that business and thought they could with the Atom technology only to FAIL
Intel has attempted to avoid doing what Q does re paying Brits for the license for RISC which is key for low battery consumption while getting speed at max - Intel has been stuck with what they have been doing so well on everything but Mobile - Mobile is where its at with phones and tablets - etc and Intel just wood not go with RISC but recently they bought a company that is into RISC and has a license from the Brits
Anyway I GOT places to go and people to see to keep my wallet filled this week - A meeting - I have viewed a mass of I-7's in breadboards breadboards in lab after lab after lab - and Alpha and Beta many Beta versions but I did not go into a lab that has a pile of the finished product cause I had no need to nor am I even on any part of that project - I Could out of curiosity but it always comes at a price of running into people that take up my time - I still have not seen one up close and personal but hey maybe in two hours I will? Naw again it comes at a price re time I just do not have.
I will say the ear buds wood have value to me wireless BUT I do not run with music - I do use headphones and MP3 or Phone in the Gym - More to say but gots to scooot
> Syntax: world-renown expert on the iPhone that was announced literally yesterday.
Er No however do you have a clue who has been the key major and often the only supplier to Apple for its CPU/Modem? Qualcomm - 1000's of Qualcomm employee's working hand in hand with Apple for years n years - Others have tried to integrate the CPU with the Modem and the Modem is really the key element for the phone - Snapdragon is very fast very efficient and has been the cause of many other companies attempting to do that in one chip with fail fail fail - Intel has been trying to crack that business and thought they could with the Atom technology only to FAIL
Intel has attempted to avoid doing what Q does re paying Brits for the license for RISC which is key for low battery consumption while getting speed at max - Intel has been stuck with what they have been doing so well on everything but Mobile - Mobile is where its at with phones and tablets - etc and Intel just wood not go with RISC but recently they bought a company that is into RISC and has a license from the Brits
Anyway I GOT places to go and people to see to keep my wallet filled this week - A meeting - I have viewed a mass of I-7's in breadboards breadboards in lab after lab after lab - and Alpha and Beta many Beta versions but I did not go into a lab that has a pile of the finished product cause I had no need to nor am I even on any part of that project - I Could out of curiosity but it always comes at a price of running into people that take up my time - I still have not seen one up close and personal but hey maybe in two hours I will? Naw again it comes at a price re time I just do not have.
I will say the ear buds wood have value to me wireless BUT I do not run with music - I do use headphones and MP3 or Phone in the Gym - More to say but gots to scooot
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,750
iBone
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,753
They branch out into prostitution and you can get iWhore
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,792
@717,724 (明王)
It is, in fact, less cute, and a ripoff of the superior iPhone. Thanks.
@717,748 (Syntax)
Syntax: expert on unreleased iPhones.
It is, in fact, less cute, and a ripoff of the superior iPhone. Thanks.
@717,748 (Syntax)
Syntax: expert on unreleased iPhones.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,849
are like, people with only iPHone 6 just these shitty worthless people or what
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,869
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,874
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,875
Why get a 7 and not a 7 Plus?
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #717,877
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #717,902
Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #717,905
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #717,922
@previous (O)
So? It's clearly the perfect model. Is perfection not worth waiting for rather than settling for inferior early versions?
So? It's clearly the perfect model. Is perfection not worth waiting for rather than settling for inferior early versions?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #717,999
I have a 6s Plus. It is pretty badass. I love to use it for navigation in my car. I have no need of a 7, because I just got my 6s Plus. I might wait a few generations, until some truly amazing new technology appears. Also, headphone jacks.
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,002
@717,875 (O)
@717,922 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It should be of no surprise that even before the I-7 was just into beta breadboard tests in lab after lab after many labs in several states and Israel facility
Other parts of the lab had in place alpha breadboards for what comes next. That is the nature of the business. Takes a very long time to bring to market anything close to cutting edge. Nor do I even get to see the package conceptual ideas because I doubt they exist outside of Cupertino
Internal package YES because that part is key to any design - antennas heat issues that have been factors that caused hell to almost freeze over recently
and with that ya all have a great Fri nite or Sat AM if such is where you GEO at
@717,922 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It should be of no surprise that even before the I-7 was just into beta breadboard tests in lab after lab after many labs in several states and Israel facility
Other parts of the lab had in place alpha breadboards for what comes next. That is the nature of the business. Takes a very long time to bring to market anything close to cutting edge. Nor do I even get to see the package conceptual ideas because I doubt they exist outside of Cupertino
Internal package YES because that part is key to any design - antennas heat issues that have been factors that caused hell to almost freeze over recently
and with that ya all have a great Fri nite or Sat AM if such is where you GEO at
Anonymous Q replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #718,010
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,138
@previous (Q)Alpha/Beta Terminology originated at IBM 1950s or before. Say for instance you have an ideal with a code project or hardware project. You want to design a bird feeder and use a Raspberry Pi as the software tool for the hardware (feeder)
You put the basic idea down on paper - Then make a trial version as you work out the bugs. Bugs of course wood be good for the birds so you allow those bugs but keep out others (Sat am humor)
I should really have said 10,000 engineers from Q and equal or more number at Apple continue to have on paper and in some form of breadboard the future generations of the Products. Often and its a case of waiting for the next generation of chips and even technology not yet invented. Currently tests with real hardware are underway in a couple of locations to find out in real world conditions with moving cars and hills and malls etc and just how well multiple bands of frequencies and other gimmicks will end up working - Bottom line - How many people can you jam into the spectrum available and how much money can you make with that Jam. Also how will one provide 12,000 Pixel resolution because 4000 Pixels is just less than it could be in quality
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Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,255
福 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,310
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,318
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,331
@718,310 (福)
> is it just me or was this reply neither solicited nor useful??
@previous (A)
> That post has absolutely nothing to do with the beauty of the iPhone 7.
You need glasses. My reply was an answer to Anon Q Who asked me a Question
http://minichan.org/topic/55455#reply_718010
And a reminder - You seem to have a lot of trouble with my posts - Why NOT put me on Ostrich mode or simply stop reading my replies and do have a nice day
> is it just me or was this reply neither solicited nor useful??
@previous (A)
> That post has absolutely nothing to do with the beauty of the iPhone 7.
You need glasses. My reply was an answer to Anon Q Who asked me a Question
http://minichan.org/topic/55455#reply_718010
And a reminder - You seem to have a lot of trouble with my posts - Why NOT put me on Ostrich mode or simply stop reading my replies and do have a nice day
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #718,398
man i wish i had enough money that i could buy one and not worry
It costs more than rent and bills combined
It costs more than rent and bills combined
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