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Topic: Do you think Adam and Eve were white?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,398

I always just assumed that they would be. Maybe they were black like Black Jesus. Mary was definitely white though

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #716,697

mary was middle eastern

joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #716,698

yeah no

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #716,723

They were proto-jews. Thanks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #716,724

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I can't tell Jews and Palestinians apart.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #716,726

@previous (F)
The inferior-looking ones are Palestinians duh.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #716,728

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's like trying to tell north and south Koreans apart.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,755

OP
Its common knowledge the oldest humans are located in Africa and Cardiff by the Sea

So one can only assume Adam and Eve who did not make Steve - They were African. Skin colour however may have been more a shade of what one finds under an apple tree.
Odd - I just consulted Wiki and it says the Apple Tree origins are Asian and not Africa - Hummmmmm is it possible the Bible has one error in it?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,882

I'm pretty sure Adam and Eve were North Korean.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,897

No they probably looked like monkey people

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,930

photos don't lie, people
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=adam+and+eve&ia=images&iax=1

Alba Gal !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,931

@716,728 (F)
That's actually pretty easy to do. Only Pyongyangites resemble anything like southerners phenotypically.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 46 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,938

@previous (Alba Gal !MLHqI35Srs)

Nobody actually lives in that city, all the buildings are shells and the cars are all people running around with cardboard boxes over them

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,059

@previous (L)
Detroit Michigan? The gratest city in USAmerica?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #717,061

I'm not sure about their color but I'm fairly sure they were trans
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