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Topic: Mario bros. theory

DasSheeple started this discussion 10 years ago #55,292

Since they are called Mario bros, that would imply their surname is Mario.

So you would have Super Mario and Luigi Mario.

That would mean that the short red one is actually called Super.

Anyone have a better explanation?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #715,802

Yeah, Mario is older

joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,852

@OP

> Since they are called Mario bros, that would imply their surname is Mario.
>
> So you would have Super Mario and Luigi Mario.
>
> That would mean that the short red one is actually called Super.
>
> Anyone have a better explanation?

if you watch the mario movie its explained that their family name is mario and that mario's name is mario mario. luigi is luigi mario. no shit

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,853

Hahaha I watch Le Angry Videogame Nerd too 8-) Such a geek haha *holds up spork*

DasSheeple (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,864

@715,852 ()
Seriously?

@previous (D)
Wat?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,867

@715,853 (D)
PUT DOWN THE SPORK!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,868

@715,853 (D)
are you the penguin of doom and so random xd?

replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,870

@715,864 (DasSheeple)
seriously. the movie isnt really mario canon but i consider that part to be because its funny and solves this whole thing

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,874

@715,864 (DasSheeple)

Le Angry Videogame Memer made a video about Mario Bros movie just last week in which he literally makes exactly the same observation

DasSheeple (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,876

@previous (D)
I was playing Mario Bros on an NES yesterday, and when I saw the title without Super I shat my pants. Mario bros.
Don't know who Angry Videogame Memer is tho... will look up.

@715,870 ()
Lol, should watch it.

replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #715,880

@previous (DasSheeple)
yes its campy and fun. the twin towers get blown up by bowser. no joke they edit that part out on tv

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,126

k

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,135

@715,880 ()
Bowser is Muslim... It's all starting to make sense now

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #716,141

@715,880 ()

Lol spiderman had that too but they removed it for release

replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #716,227

@716,135 (H)
no bowser is dennis hopper

@previous (adam djensen)
the first one? is it in the deleted scenes

adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #716,238

@previous ()
No they filmed them before the attacks and then had cut them before release
There's a teaser with a scene with them still in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-r7qymfa0Q

replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #716,241

@previous (adam djensen)
oh i see
that was a fun scene it was bad

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,546

@716,135 (H)
Bowser is Donald Trump, he is going to make the Mushroom Kingdom great again.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,635

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Then who are the Muslims of the mushroom kingdom? Bomb koopas? Build a wall...

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,653

@previous (H)
Mario. He literally blows up castles in Super Mario World. In Super Mario Sunshine he hijacks a plane and crashes it. Bowser only kidnaps Peach to protect her from Mario who will behead her for dressing immodestly.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,654

Mario is the fat, greasy, wop mascot for Nintendo and has starred in roughly 90% of their games due to Shigeru Miyamoto's incurable shroom fetish. Mario is known throughout the world for his habit of breaking blocks, collecting coins, throwing fire balls, getting high off shrooms, getting pwned by turtles and goombas, and saving whores.

Personally: Mario is a oversexed raging ashole, that destroys everything in his line of sight. He is so obsessed with being the star of the game that he must have a heavy tone of voice when he captures the flag. Collects coins indeed .. above all mario is not free of "s" violent and excited activity. The little (M) on his hat stands for his obsessive "pedophile superpower" which he created out of His megalomanic narcissism.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,662

@previous (K)
Ok, Dave

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,669

@previous (H)
It reads more like a combination of Dave and Autphag.

Autdave?

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #716,671

@previous (E)
Lol I guess it does. Davephag maybe?
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