Topic: ITT: Crazy religious people stories.
Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw started this discussion 15 years ago #5,520
> talking to a friend who is Muslim> she had stolen my straightener 4 months ago
> found it at her house
> took it and ran off with my friend
> awkward
> she messages me
> loldurr "I'm sorry I swear to God I was going to give it back. I never swear to God." (she always swears to God)
"Please forgive me, I need to get into heaven."
> nigga, wat? Don't put the final faith of your low actions in my hands!
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #96,396
There used to be a crazy preacher woman wondering around town. She yelled about how everybody was going to hell and once, bizarrely, about there being "no mud in Cornwall". Unsettling shit. She's gone now, though.
@OP
So did you forgive her? Her entry into heaven depends on it!
@OP
So did you forgive her? Her entry into heaven depends on it!
Schwarzenegger !!uADnUIkPw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #96,406
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Haha. Yeah, I do forgive her. I just didn't tell her yet. Bitches hate it when they're being ignored. Hopefully, she learned her moral lesson...Don't steal from friends or shit gets really awkward.
Do you think crazy preacher lady goes from town to town to Spread the word?
Haha. Yeah, I do forgive her. I just didn't tell her yet. Bitches hate it when they're being ignored. Hopefully, she learned her moral lesson...Don't steal from friends or shit gets really awkward.
Do you think crazy preacher lady goes from town to town to Spread the word?
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DatSpelling !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #96,450
There's a guy who calls himself Brother Jed who goes from campus to campus preaching about how "a masturbatory today is a homosexual tomorrow." His home base is in Columbia, though, so he spends most of his time preaching at Missouri.
dreaaa mworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #96,511
pancake mix
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #96,528
Here's a fun crazy religious people story:
Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery
Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery
Close allies of Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being "magicians" and invoking djinns.
Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being "magicians" and invoking djinns.