Topic: My newest, and greatest invention!

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,179

The clip-on bidet! Simply attach it under the seat, and it will use stored water to spray ur butt

Portable for easy use in public

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #714,719

how does it reach the butt?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #714,720

@previous (adam djensen)

It's like a water pistol, it shoots from afar

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #714,721

Just hire a man with a super soaker to follow you into the bathroom like a normal person.

adam djensen replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,722

@714,720 (A)
i feel like the chair compatibility would be low then

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,726

Where does the water come from?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,729

I think that already exists

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,732

I mean, Carebear's Poopcup™ (pronounced as one word) already comes pretty close to this idea.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,865

@714,722 (adam djensen)

No it just clips into the bowl

@714,726 (D)

A pressurized tank which you can choose to fill manually or connect to your cistern

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 54 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,876

OP
All so silly. They have an invention that eliminates the Rectum-Asshole.

Minichan