Topic: Suicide
Annon started this discussion 10 years ago #55,141
What is a way to kill yourself that will actually work?? I have tried many and I am sick of being called a failure...
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #714,407
Smith&Wesson 50 caliber revolver, pressed against spot directly behind your temple, and pull the trigger. 100% success rate.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,411
op
Tried and true with much success and you can verify this via a web search.
Buy a toy gun and make sure it sorta looks like a real gun. You need not spend to much money. Just walk into an large city police department headquarters and take out the gun and crouch down in shooting position. Probably might help if you had a few shots of whiskey just before you walk in. Also it may help to yell out alllah 'akbar over and over
Tried and true with much success and you can verify this via a web search.
Buy a toy gun and make sure it sorta looks like a real gun. You need not spend to much money. Just walk into an large city police department headquarters and take out the gun and crouch down in shooting position. Probably might help if you had a few shots of whiskey just before you walk in. Also it may help to yell out alllah 'akbar over and over
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,415
@previous (C)
> op
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> Tried and true with much success and you can verify this via a web search.
>
> Buy a toy gun and make sure it sorta looks like a real gun. You need not spend to much money. Just walk into an large city police department headquarters and take out the gun and crouch down in shooting position. Probably might help if you had a few shots of whiskey just before you walk in. Also it may help to yell out alllah 'akbar over and over
Thanks for the laugh but ill pass on this one lol
> op
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> Tried and true with much success and you can verify this via a web search.
>
> Buy a toy gun and make sure it sorta looks like a real gun. You need not spend to much money. Just walk into an large city police department headquarters and take out the gun and crouch down in shooting position. Probably might help if you had a few shots of whiskey just before you walk in. Also it may help to yell out alllah 'akbar over and over
Thanks for the laugh but ill pass on this one lol
Annon (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,417
@714,407 (B)
> Smith&Wesson 50 caliber revolver, pressed against spot directly behind your temple, and pull the trigger. 100% success rate.
I cant get access to a gun because of past behaviour.. Any other suggestions? Im desperate.
> Smith&Wesson 50 caliber revolver, pressed against spot directly behind your temple, and pull the trigger. 100% success rate.
I cant get access to a gun because of past behaviour.. Any other suggestions? Im desperate.
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Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,420
@previous (Annon)
Then death by cop will work. Take toy gun, walk into police station, shout, "Allahu Akhbar!" and point it at everyone there. You'll be dead in seconds.
Then death by cop will work. Take toy gun, walk into police station, shout, "Allahu Akhbar!" and point it at everyone there. You'll be dead in seconds.
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,421
@previous (B)
> Then death by cop will work. Take toy gun, walk into police station, shout, "Allahu Akhbar!" and point it at everyone there. You'll be dead in seconds.
Ha they wont shoot to kill.. And theres too much that can go wrong if they dont. Next
> Then death by cop will work. Take toy gun, walk into police station, shout, "Allahu Akhbar!" and point it at everyone there. You'll be dead in seconds.
Ha they wont shoot to kill.. And theres too much that can go wrong if they dont. Next
Awkward joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,424
stfu ... you old crazy bitch lol
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,425
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,426
@714,424 (Awkward)
> stfu ... you old crazy bitch lol
Well that seems harsh. I am considered crazy. But im not unpleasant. Im just a girl who cant do this anymore
> stfu ... you old crazy bitch lol
Well that seems harsh. I am considered crazy. But im not unpleasant. Im just a girl who cant do this anymore
Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,428
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,429
@previous (Syntax)
> > Im just a girl who cant do this anymore
>
> Real Girl or Man Made Gurl?
What do you mean man made... I was born a girl :(
> > Im just a girl who cant do this anymore
>
> Real Girl or Man Made Gurl?
What do you mean man made... I was born a girl :(
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,431
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,432
@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
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I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
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I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,435
@714,429 (Annon)
Here on minichan the preponderance of woman end up as chick with a dick and often its their end that ends up usedl
On a scale of 1 to 10 rate yourself
1 is so unattractive people turn their face go avoid you and 10 is a face that stops traffic and causes accidents
Here on minichan the preponderance of woman end up as chick with a dick and often its their end that ends up usedl
On a scale of 1 to 10 rate yourself
1 is so unattractive people turn their face go avoid you and 10 is a face that stops traffic and causes accidents
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,439
@previous (C)
> Here on minichan the preponderance of woman end up as chick with a dick and often its their end that ends up usedl
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> On a scale of 1 to 10 rate yourself
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> 1 is so unattractive people turn their face go avoid you and 10 is a face that stops traffic and causes accidents
This is really wierd and off topic but 6? Can you please give me better ideas now?
> Here on minichan the preponderance of woman end up as chick with a dick and often its their end that ends up usedl
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> On a scale of 1 to 10 rate yourself
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> 1 is so unattractive people turn their face go avoid you and 10 is a face that stops traffic and causes accidents
This is really wierd and off topic but 6? Can you please give me better ideas now?
The Bandit joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,441
So, what did you google to bring you here? Or were we listed on a website somewhere?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,442
Alright, fine. Do a dive off of a skyscraper. No way to survive that.
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #714,443
@714,441 (The Bandit)
> So, what did you google to bring you here? Or were we listed on a website somewhere?
Most effect way to kill yourself. Are you going to help or not..
> So, what did you google to bring you here? Or were we listed on a website somewhere?
Most effect way to kill yourself. Are you going to help or not..
Annon (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #714,445
@714,442 (G)
> Alright, fine. Do a dive off of a skyscraper. No way to survive that.
There are no skyscrapers anywhere near me
> Alright, fine. Do a dive off of a skyscraper. No way to survive that.
There are no skyscrapers anywhere near me
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Annon (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #714,454
Just so everyone knows if you give me a way that I can possibly do, Im not going to be replying anymore. So if you think this is for attention you are mistaken
Annon (OP) quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #714,461
@OP
> What is a way to kill yourself that will actually work?? I have tried many and I am sick of being called a failure...
If ANYONE wants to help me with methods email me. Pls
[email protected]
> What is a way to kill yourself that will actually work?? I have tried many and I am sick of being called a failure...
If ANYONE wants to help me with methods email me. Pls
[email protected]
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #714,462
ぶたん joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,477
@714,432 (Annon)
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> I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
omg
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> I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
omg
Annon (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,480
@previous (ぶたん)
> > >
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> > I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
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> omg
Yea oh my god is right. Im going to try another. Hopefully you guys wont hear from me
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> > I tried that and it burned my throat and mouth and i couldnt get enough down to die cuz i puked
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> omg
Yea oh my god is right. Im going to try another. Hopefully you guys wont hear from me
wtf? replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,483
@previous (Annon)
Easy come not so easy go. All you will accomplish is more pain.
Sure you're a girl but you need to grow a set of balls and step up to life.
Easy come not so easy go. All you will accomplish is more pain.
Sure you're a girl but you need to grow a set of balls and step up to life.
The Bandit replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #714,505
@714,443 (Annon)
I was just wondering.
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I was just wondering.
We like to know where our traffic comes from. We have many members here who found this site one way or another, and have been productive members for years.
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