Topic: My Mom's birthday is tomorrow

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc started this discussion 15 years ago #551

And I don't know what to get her.
What do?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #10,885

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58. Honestly you'd never know though. People see my mom and ask me how old she is and when I tell them they're like "are you fucking kidding me? she looks 44"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,889

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Get her some crazy new arts-and-crafts type hobby kit.

Also, inb4 dildo

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,892

@previous (C)
I don't have any money or time to buy something so I'm trying to think of like a thing I can make

RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,896

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
give her a song
you're good at those

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,897

@previous (RedFox !rFox/iQSaQ)
I might

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,904

@previous (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Sample your cat meowing and turn it into a birthday tune. =3

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #10,917

@previous (C)
Cute idea! :)

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #10,922

Make her breakfast in bed. Literally. Bring in a hotplate.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,739

How did it go in the end?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,755

I made her a card at 3 in the morning.

She loved it.

Mission accomplished.

Kody R. Bear !!F0+vKzoih joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,756

Can you give her flowers and cook a delicious meal for her?

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,759

@11,755 (Falco !MzQCNUfXbc)
Great. Happy Birthday Falcos Mum

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,763

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Why are all of your pics of little boys, you fucking pedo?

Falco !MzQCNUfXbc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,769

@11,756 (Kody R. Bear !!F0+vKzoih)
I do not have the means to execute either procedure.

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,796

A some of them are me. At 13 I hardly think so. It's you who seems to be looking! Stick to topic and don't spoil Falcos moment.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,881

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
pedo

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #11,890

Give her your cock, inch by inch.

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