Topic: im drinking alcohol grape soda. i went to the liquor store after work
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#55,038
i ask the guy if he has roll your own stuff and he says 'weed?? or tobacco' and im like 'tobacco' (wtf) and the other behind the counter is looked and found it after a second and i asked for a pack of Drum and the first guy was like 'that's strong stuff that's what we smoked in prison' and he says this like three times and i'm like 'oh yeah?' 'interesting.' 'uh huh'
i also bought a lil bag of tobasco cheez-its
also the guy who didn't say anything about being in prison is really friendly with me? idk why i met him the first time like a month ago and i went like last week and i'm not sure if he was there or not but i think he was? well today he was like 'i haven't seen you in ages! how have you been!' and i was tired and confused and i was like 'has it?? what??' and then the first part happened
now i wonder if they sell weed at that store of the prison guy was just making a bad joke
also a guy today was talking about his lizard and i was like how big is it and he showed me with his fingers and said something like 'but it's free for you' and i don't know what that was about was he coming on to me?? he was with his wife or gf or idk some bitch
also some guy tried to race in front of me right before 2 lanes merge into 1 on this hill by my home from like kind of far behind me and i was staying in front of him anyway so i honked and gave him 2 fingers out my window and i think i shouted 'mother fucker' at him. idk if he heard me we were going like 50 but he slammed on his brakes and stayed off my ass the rest of the way. the sign says do not pass!! some people. also there was a weird mazda in front of me does mazda make something like a sportier miata? it was like a hard top. miata looking shit
oh shit idk what it was but something sounded bad. it sounded like my car had a paper plate stuck to a front tire and was going flapflapflapflapflap but i think it was maybe that weird mazda? because i didn't hear it after the mazda was gone
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#713,460
oh yeah and when i put the grape soda on the counter the dude was like oh shit because the bottome was about to fall through because it was wet. the 6 pack cardboard. and like it fell apart when he picked it up to put it in a bag so that was a close call i almost spilled grape soda everyhwere
so he gave me the singles in a bag and then that almost fell apart by the time i got home too
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#713,461
i climbed to the top of a tree yesterday and i hanged from my feet for a while
a lizard run over my glasses
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#713,462
Why the fuck would you roll tobacco without weed?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#713,463