Topic: going to the toilet for #1's #2's and #3's

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #55,006

I had never heard of number 3's before. But apparently 1's are a piss, 2's are a poo, and going to the toilet for #3's is wanking. It also describes sperm like getting #3's on the seat, or #3's in the handbasin, lol that's not toothpaste etc. Thanks for your time to read this public service announcement, and please feel free to return to your regularly scheduled shitposting regime.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #713,255

Wrong. #3 is when you poop and pee at the same time. #4 is when you vomit. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #713,259

@previous (B)
Not that I am aware. Are then claiming wanking and sperm are #5's? And how often have you gone for #2 and not also #1?

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #713,260

@previous (A)
Yes, wanking is #5. Also, real men can control their urethrae.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #713,263

@previous (B)
Wanking is #3's. Granted though, vomiting is #4's

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #713,272

@previous (A)
Wrong. #3 is poop and pee at the same time. Thanks.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #713,316

@previous (B)
That's not true. #2 always implies a #1 as well if need be.

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