So I was with my (((girlfriend))) when this cishet woMEN walked in and said
"excuse me but will you two men please..."
I didn't even let her finish. I jumped up and yelled "NOT ONLY ARE YOU IN A MAN SPACE BUT YOU HAVE JUST MISGENDERED MY HOT NORDIC TRAP GIRLFRIEND" I took a breath while she was stunned and continued "LEAVE THIS PLACE FOUL DEMON AT ONCE" I then tipped my fedora and took my (((girlfriend))) to the next man space.