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Topic: FuckAlms: expert on Detroit.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,932

Despite having never stepping foot in America, let alone Detroit, he has determined the area to be entirely impoverished. He knows more about America, Michigan and Detroit than someone who has lived there all his life.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #712,786

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,787

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Tell us more about Detroit.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,788

@previous (A)
It's in Michigan, and it has a higher IQ than you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,789

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Who knew a city with the brightest engineers in the country could be smarter than one part-time college student? Tell us more, FuckAlms.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,790

OP
You do no about Google image search rite?

So I did the where is this nice lake n view - 4Sure it aint Detroit MI
So I said to self how long a drive is this? If I were to teleport myself to Detroit downtown after Surfing my Ocean a Blue - One Hour and 25 minutes from downtown to that nice Lake

Its a lot like Fatfuck and his photo of Kunming - That Chinese Gate taken close up cause if you move the camera back 10 feet all you see is the facade of the Gate and one hell of an UGLY Horrid looking city

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,791

@previous (Syntax)
http://www.dziekonskiphotography.com/portfolio/landscape-photography-at-independence-oaks-park-in-oakland-county-pure-michigan/

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Downtown+Detroit+MI/Independence+Oaks+Park

Just a 40 minute drive away from downtown. Not too much pollution there given the lack of industry.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,792

OP
Why are you so jealous of FuckAlms? Is it because she is intelligent? Her great personality? Those nice jugs. One day to feed a set of twins.
Is it because you wanted to do her in the shitter and she said never? Or maybe because your penis is one of those innies?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,793

@previous (D)
If you like her so much why don't you marry her?

Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,794

@previous (A)
I like and respect her. I have a lovely girlfriend, which means not available.
Stop putting your head up your ass and get to know her. In the meantime, do enjoy your palm.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,795

@previous (D)
Nobody likes a suckup.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,796

Anonymous A
Please ask becky for her micropenis file. You can compare them to yours and realize you are not the only one born at the bottom of the normal Gaussian curve.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,797

@previous (E)
Syntax: expert on penises.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,798

@712,795 (A)
We are waiting for someone to back you up.
FuckAlms is a respected member of the minichan community.
You're just yesterdays TC reject.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,799

@previous (F)
Tell us more about FuckAlms.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,800

@712,797 (A)
WTF?
No clue what your problem with FuckAlms is - And the only expertise I have with a Penis is my very own and albeit its just about .2 inches over the published normal it is thicker than most based on what the web says AND AND I am proud to say that one of the advantages of daily Running and other activity like Jitterbug dancing - My pipes are super clean and flexible which means when it cums to blood flow to my joint - I can - well no need to brag but let me say it does everything and more than I ever expected and it still surprises me as to how well it works

I also remember those days of being a 3 minute wonder at age 12-13 and damn happy those 3 minute times can now be 30 or 45 or hell no clue cause I for sure do not time such but for sure IF she wants more she gets more

Yep bragging and have a special reason to brag this week

HelterSkelter !ncKvmqq0Bs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,805

@OP

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