Topic: Did you know that school taught me to masturbate?
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #54,867
It was a long time ago, think it was in 6th grade. Everyone is all gathered around the tv set which was showing various information but I was in the back, hiding my boner.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #712,108
You could have combined this with iPod precious thread. A thread about odd things in school.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,110
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,114
@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,116
@previous (B)
> You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
Yep, this.
> You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
Yep, this.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,118
@previous (C)
> > You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
>
> Yep, this.
Yep, this.
> > You need to slow down. This stream of consciousness posting style of yours is too much.
>
> Yep, this.
Yep, this.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,119
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #712,121
Iceland dradd guyWeather forecast for a couple of days will be rain. Looking at your weather and time - Get the fuck off the internet and go out and take a walk. Children are in bed so its a safe time for you to take a walk.
Click image and study it from beginning to end
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,131
Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,133
I learned all that stuff in grade 2. Later bloomer eh?
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,134
Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,138
@712,121 (E)
No that image represents what will happen to you when someone locally gets hold of you.
No that image represents what will happen to you when someone locally gets hold of you.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,142
Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #712,156
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,174
that's like being taught to scratch when you have an itch
"oh, I could scratch this? hmmm did not think of that"
"oh, I could scratch this? hmmm did not think of that"
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,176
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Nha man. I went home and did all I've learned, it felt great. Then I forgot about it, cause I hadn't hit puberty yet. So it was something I learned which I did from time to time.
Nha man. I went home and did all I've learned, it felt great. Then I forgot about it, cause I hadn't hit puberty yet. So it was something I learned which I did from time to time.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,179
oh well for me first I had to have a boner in the first place and it was natural to feel it
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,189
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
My three year old nephew got a morning wood and accidentally hurt it shifting his pants. So he pulled them off and said "Why?!" Then flicked his penis. He immediately regretted that.
My three year old nephew got a morning wood and accidentally hurt it shifting his pants. So he pulled them off and said "Why?!" Then flicked his penis. He immediately regretted that.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,191
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,197
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,206
weird do some ethnic groups get precocious boners and some dont?
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,212
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,277
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
what babies, this is the first time babies were mentioned at all in this thread
anyway your town must have something in the water giving babies and kids boners
what babies, this is the first time babies were mentioned at all in this thread
anyway your town must have something in the water giving babies and kids boners
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,278
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,299
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,301
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #712,303
yes they are gross and sometimes they are oddly large for no reason, bigger than a toddler