Topic: The zombie apocalypse is upon us!
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,835
You may choose three Minichanners to be on your survival team. Whom do you choose, and why?
Trash joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #711,861
-Squeegee
-FuckAlms
-Kook
Hell, 2 out 3 of those people were voted most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse.
-FuckAlms
-Kook
Hell, 2 out 3 of those people were voted most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,862
Green would drive the car/tank hybrid and fake anon would be there as a sacrifice for distraction. The third one is there because I had to choose.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,868
@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Are you going to tell them they're the third one or pretend they were one of the other two? It might crush their spirit if they found out.
Are you going to tell them they're the third one or pretend they were one of the other two? It might crush their spirit if they found out.
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #711,895
@previous (D)
Let's say i picked three people for the ride out of a group in desperation as the zombies were attacking.
If the third one asked why I picked him or her last, I'd make it look good. I would say i was picking in a panic but then I remembered something very good about this third person. That in a moment of extreme circumstances, I realized how lucky I am to have them.
Let's say i picked three people for the ride out of a group in desperation as the zombies were attacking.
If the third one asked why I picked him or her last, I'd make it look good. I would say i was picking in a panic but then I remembered something very good about this third person. That in a moment of extreme circumstances, I realized how lucky I am to have them.
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #711,899
i am a lone wolf thanks
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #711,901
Matt
Syntax
McWalter
Syntax
McWalter
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,908
Okay... I'm going to do a serious line-up, and a non-serious line-up. In no particular order, so you'll have to figure which is which.
Line-up 1:
- Squeegee. He has experience with and owns a few guns, and I believe he's in decent shape. But he's also quite likeable and could help keep the group's morale up.
- Ks: Similar reasons as squeegee, really. Experience with guns, tough dude, and easy to get along with.
- TTEH. So I can't recall anyone else with combat or firearm experience. But TTEH still likeable and is a fine, upstanding English gent like myself. So he seems like the logical third choice.
Line-up 2:
- Syntax. You've heard of the term being a renaissance man, right? It basically means being proficient in a very wide variety of skills. Syntax is that times a thousand. Any skill that's useful in a zombie apocalypse, if he didn't invent it then he probably perfected it. Additionally, his ability to never be more than 15 minutes away from any destination would make him an invaluable scout. An obvious choice.
- Green: This guy can twat the zombies one. A zombie apocalypse would be a mere blip next to what the Great Twattering was, after all. And lord help the zombies if Green gets hold of an NHS walk-in dentist sign...
- Kook. She has the uncanny ability to just discover any useful devices or tools, simply by observing her natural environment. Additionally, her experience in dealing with Floridians will have prepared her for the chaos of a zombie apocalypse, as the average zombie is not as unpredictable and dangerous as the average Floridian. A very solid choice.
Line-up 1:
- Squeegee. He has experience with and owns a few guns, and I believe he's in decent shape. But he's also quite likeable and could help keep the group's morale up.
- Ks: Similar reasons as squeegee, really. Experience with guns, tough dude, and easy to get along with.
- TTEH. So I can't recall anyone else with combat or firearm experience. But TTEH still likeable and is a fine, upstanding English gent like myself. So he seems like the logical third choice.
Line-up 2:
- Syntax. You've heard of the term being a renaissance man, right? It basically means being proficient in a very wide variety of skills. Syntax is that times a thousand. Any skill that's useful in a zombie apocalypse, if he didn't invent it then he probably perfected it. Additionally, his ability to never be more than 15 minutes away from any destination would make him an invaluable scout. An obvious choice.
- Green: This guy can twat the zombies one. A zombie apocalypse would be a mere blip next to what the Great Twattering was, after all. And lord help the zombies if Green gets hold of an NHS walk-in dentist sign...
- Kook. She has the uncanny ability to just discover any useful devices or tools, simply by observing her natural environment. Additionally, her experience in dealing with Floridians will have prepared her for the chaos of a zombie apocalypse, as the average zombie is not as unpredictable and dangerous as the average Floridian. A very solid choice.
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Anonymous D replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,912
Squeegee Becky and DreamWorks
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,931
ぶたん joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,949
Ks
Ks's family
becky
alternatively
mark
Mex
matt
Ks's family
becky
alternatively
mark
Mex
matt
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Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,952
ぶたん replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,953
@previous (H)
Ks and His family because I want to be one of their farm children
then becky because she has a lot of cats
mex because he is a carpenter
matt and mark because theyd be useless and it would be funny
Ks and His family because I want to be one of their farm children
then becky because she has a lot of cats
mex because he is a carpenter
matt and mark because theyd be useless and it would be funny
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ぶたん double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,954
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,256
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,257
My team:
1. Matt, because he is a very large guy, and probably tard strong.
2. KS, because I could see him being one of those Second Amendment militia freaks with tons of military-grade weapons.
3. Syntax, as zombie bait to throw to the zombies when we are being chase.
1. Matt, because he is a very large guy, and probably tard strong.
2. KS, because I could see him being one of those Second Amendment militia freaks with tons of military-grade weapons.
3. Syntax, as zombie bait to throw to the zombies when we are being chase.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,318
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,401
i would choose becky, and r04r, and fuckalms as i believe they are the most fertile.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,402
@711,908 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)> Syntax. You've heard of the term being a renaissance man
I used to go to Renaissance fairs - Used to really enjoy them
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #712,414
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