Topic: Tom Daley fails to make the final of the men's 10m diving.
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#54,826
In the words of my high school saxophone teacher, "that is what happens when you spend your free time taking a cock up your ass instead of practicing".
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 months later[^][v]#735,604
I was sat in a doctor's waiting room. I asked the man next to me what he was in for. He said "I stu... Hmmm... I stu... Hmmm... I stu..." "You stutter?" I said, feeling sorry for him. "No" he replied. "I stuck a piece of Lego up my bum, and it really hurts".