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Topic: New Metallica double album - Hardwired to Self Destruct - out on November 18th.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,766

Single, track listing and album art on metallica.com. Single is nothing special. Kirk and Lars still are incapable of playing. But I'll buy it anyway for nostalgia reasons.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #711,297

Who?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,298

@previous (B)

> Who?

Metallica.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,299

@711,297 (B)
Some shitty dinosaur band that @OPedophile likes to sperg about.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,300

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)
www.tinychan.org

Stop being spooked, Fuckalms will look after you there.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,305

@previous (A)
Okay, TGpedoSox.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #711,312

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

www.tinychan.org

Stop being spooked, Fuckalms will look after you there.

Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #711,319

@previous (A)
Your're repeating yourself, BobbyNonceComix.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #711,320

@previous (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> Your're repeating yourself, BobbyNonceComix.

@711,305 (Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo)

> Okay, TGpedoSox.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,435

First single with (Enter Sandman rip-off) video -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBHL3v4d3I

It's kinda shit - boring riffs, stupid lyrics, terrible solo - but it's still better than anything on Lulu or St Anger.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #711,456

hey great, is it on Napster yet

hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #711,747

theres a sun kil moon double album coming out next year

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #711,751

@previous (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)

> theres a sun kil moon double album coming out next year

The secretary general of the UN is releasing an album?

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

ぶたん joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #711,799

@711,747 (hamfist !0Ynig1RSDc)

> theres a sun kil moon double album coming out next year

is it just gonna be audio of mark kozelek struggling to suck his own dick

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,934

lulu was great fuck this faggot shit


listen to real thrash you dumb homo

ぶたん replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,945

@previous (G)
> lulu was great
i didnt know anybody like u existed

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,966

@previous (ぶたん)

> >lulu was great
> i didnt know anybody like u existed

it was a massive joke by lou reed to get them to record something so awful, lou reed has done this many times in his career (releasing stuff he knows is going to be bad, specifically for artistic expression) and metallica were too fuckin dumb and thought they would get street cred (they also did this before, s&m etc)

ぶたん replied with this 10 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,971

@previous (G)
i can believe that
kinda funny if true

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,981

what, To Sir with Love is a fine song by Lulu

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,354

Bump. Album has leaked.

As per Death Magnetic it's generally more of the 'Metallica Plays Metallica' template, with some good and some bland and generic. Kirk flops his dick on the wah pedal for 30 seconds every song. A few songs are really great though, in particular Now That We're Dead, Am I Savage (awesome main riff) and Halo on Fire.

Also, lol at the idea of Lars playing Spit Out The Bone live. No chance did he even play that in the studio.

dw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,359

@previous (A)
I liked that one single

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,360

@previous (dw)
Which one, there have been three so far?

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,381

@previous (A)
the one where the video is just them dicking about in the studio

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,383

@previous (dw)
Which one, that was all three of them?

dw replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,384

@previous (A)
not sure

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,386

@previous (dw)
It's ok, I found the one you meant.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,408

Death Magnetic is basically just the Wal-Mart version of St. Anger

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,417

@previous (I)
St Anger was at least an interesting document of a band in meltdown. It was raw as fuck, uniquely produced (i.e terribly), lyrics which were infantile but in a fascinating way (like Hetfield had been reduced to absolute vulnerability), and had a lot of genuine heart and soul. Nothing was phoned in on autopilot because, by God, who on earth would phone shit like that in?

Death Magnetic on the other hand had 2 awesome tracks, 1 good one, 1 'One' and 'Fade to Black' rip-off, and 5 generic slabs of Metallica trying to play like they think their 'old school' fans want them to play. It was dull and mechanical. Oh, and terribly produced, but not in an interesting way like St Anger or And Justice For All were.

This new album has good production by the way, forgot to mention that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,498

Thanks @OP I'll check it out tomorrow. Can't say i have high hopes though. They should've stopped after the black album.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #733,500

Lars has a much autotune as adam lavine these days
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