Topic: how do i know if im dead?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,723

i feel like maybe i am dead and that is why things are so weird

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #710,852

What kind of weird thing are happening?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,853

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
it is like my mind is leaking into the world

am i dead?

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,859

this man shows his ball of death lol

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,861

If you were dead, you wouldn't feel like you might be dead.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,867

@710,853 (A)
No you are on drugs

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,868

I'm dead.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,869

@previous (Meowth)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,885

> how do i know if im dead?

You could have GHOUL investigate that for you.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,888

OP
Its simple nuff
If you can have an orgasm you are alive

If not you are dead or may as well be

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,949

@previous (Syntax)
It's been so long since you've had an orgasm, you might as well kys, creepy old stalker.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,953

@previous (H)
Its an unfortunate Fact O Life that most Americans n Brits are Obese or headed in2 total Obesity. Along with such horrid body conditions are the internal Pipes that are jammed up making for HIGH Blood Pressure EXCEPT Such Pressure cannot get to where it needs to be like the Brain or Penis.

So Anon H you end up NOT being able to get it UP.
With ALL the exercise I get and have been getting for YEARS n Years - My resting heart rate is 40-47 Beats per Minute - Check yours out LoL
Compare my Blood Pressure 116 to 118 over 66 to 68

Now I have been working my ass off on getting that Winter 1/16th inch to pinch GONE GONE GONE - And it is GONE - Will probably start back around Thanksgiving as holiday seasons n mass of food everywhere and parties but hey the WORKING it back Off is Well its frankly FANTASTIC - More time on Beach more running for Endorphin's

And this should blow you mind er what is left of it - A few years ago that very first time as I was about to introduce my working part into her working part - She whispered I take a long time I said take all the time you need.

Betting Anon H is a 3 minute wonder and that is 3 minutes with Palm only.

Getting ready to roll out for my daily beach run - Its NOT been going so much so good as I start to want to END it about 4 miles in re HEAT ITS BEEN TO HOT with 2 Much Humidity.
So I kick in my back up plan and head over to 24 hour Fitness and start the RUN on a Treadmill and Jack up Incline n Speed and Watch Fox TV NEWS cause only the Stairmasters have CNN on TV's

OK WILL Do as you Requested

KYS With Extreme HAPPINESS

Leaves U with Comic Con fun which is good4Eyes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,963

well this topic was funny until syntax arrived...

oh well

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,217

@previous (A)
Syntax could fuck up a wet dream.....if he could still have them.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,221

@710,963 (A)
Yo I am so sorry. You wanted some guy to fap2

OP it takes a village yet as you said
> i feel like maybe i am dead and that is why things are so weird

Indeed you may as well be dead if you did not enjoy as in photo

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,226

@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,229

@711,221 (Syntax)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,231

@previous (I)
Another Marsden cartoon.

Meowth replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #711,257

@710,869 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I love you, FuckAlms. Male, female, or even a transqueer, you're pretty cool guy.

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