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Topic: How to cut a hole in your head, an alternative medicine guide

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY started this discussion 10 years ago #54,641

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Trepanation is the practice of making a hole in the skull in order to improve the brain pulsations and hence the overall well being.

An instrument called a trepan is used to make the hole. Throughout history, the trepanning tool has developed dramatically, evolving from a crude hunk of sharpened flint in prehistoric times to a hand-cranked auger in the first century to, nowadays, an electric drill. Anyway, the trepan goes into your skull and a chunk of bone is extracted. You bandage yourself up and eventually the skin heals over, leaving only a small indentation to show for the hole in your head. The idea is to pump up your brainbloodvolume. Your level of consciousness, goes Huges' theory, is directly related to the volume of blood in your brain. Babies have naturally high brainbloodvolume, being born with a soft spot at the top of their heads, the fontanel, that gives the brain room to pulse. When you look at a baby's head, you can actually see the pliant tissue at the fontanel throbbing with the baby's heartbeat, pumping oxygen through the brain. Within the first year, though, that soft tissue hardens into bone. And therein lies the problem. Once the fontanel seals off, your brain has no proper vent through which to breathe. To make matters worse, the upright stance you adopt as a toddler allows gravity to pull blood away from your head, the beginning of a lifelong drain. Pulsation decreases. Brainbloodvolume plummets. You get lethargic, estranged, depressed. By opening up that hole one may reverse nature's wayward development and return the skull to its original condition. As a result, trepanners say, you'll be happier, more energetic and less prone to crippling bouts of ennui. You'll ascend to the child's plane of acute consciousness from which you disembarked to enter the lowly malaise of adulthood.

There's also a 1970 documentary about a lady doing a self-trepanation. You can see a few clips here, http://lostmediawiki.com/Heartbeat_in_the_Brain_(lost_Amanda_Fielding_trepanation_documentary;_1970).

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #710,161

Quality post. Very interesting. Want to give myself a head hole.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,163

so drilling a hole in you head makes you more child-like?

kind of makes sense

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,164

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Huges

Anonymous D double-posted this 10 years ago, 34 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,165

Hugo Bart Huges (also Hughes) (April 23, 1934 – August 30, 2004) was a Dutch librarian and proponent of trepanation.[1] He attended medical school at the University of Amsterdam, but was refused a degree due to his advocacy of marijuana use.[2] In 1964 he published "The Mechanism of Brainbloodvolume ('BBV')" (also known as "Homo Sapiens Correctus") a scroll in which he proposed that trepanation could be used to enhance brain functionality by balancing the proportion of blood and cerebral spinal fluid. Hughes believed that, when mankind began to walk upright, our brains drained of blood and that trepanation allowed the blood to better flow in and out of the brain, causing a permanent "high". Using a foot-operated electric dentist drill, Huges drilled a hole in his skull on 6 January 1965.[3] He also published "Trepanation: A Cure for Psychosis" in which he expanded upon his theory as well as an autobiography, The Book With The Hole, in 1972.

His writings influenced the British born Joey Mellen to undergo self-trepanation, which he documented in a book called Bore Hole. Huges died on August 30, 2004 of a heart disease and is buried at Zorgvlied cemetery.

Anonymous D triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,166

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,168

Now playing: AFI- Head Like A Hole
not even kidding

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,192

Trepanning is positively Medieval.
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