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Topic: Opiates let me think about my testicle.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,628

Normally, when I think about my testicle, or kidneys, or liver, I get really nauseous/uncomfortable, and can't think. When the doctor does the exam, that also makes me get that feeling, as well as when I check for lumps.

I got wisdom teeth out, so I had midazolam earlier, which may be contributing, and percocet more recently.

Now, I can think about my testicle just fine and I was even able to examine it for lumps without any nausea.

I don't know why I made this topic.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #710,022

to see what I would say about balls

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,029

Anonymous C double-posted this 10 years ago, 30 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,030

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,031

@OP
I feel the same way. I can't think about internal organs. I'm not squeamish about blood but I can't stand thinking about how fragile humans are.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,032

it's hard to think about spleens

where the fuck is it now anyway

Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #710,039

@710,030 (C)
Where can I get this particular health food?
I could always do with less testosterone.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,047

@710,031 (Metæ)
Memories of growing up with those yearly exams that always included the Docs fingers up the sides of the Sack jammed into my Gut and then Docs fingers feeling each Ball carefully and of course the final indignation of bending over for Doc to jam fingers up my asshole to check out the Prostate. So in my era that was always a Male Doctor until that day when my Doc was on vacation and the new office Doctor was a uniquely attractive YOUNG Fresh out of Med School Female.

Me young and a we bit worried about my Stick n Stones being examined in a way no girl in my life had done such a close examine (at least not in that detail back then) and of course the worry about will my Stick really STICK OUT -

Bottom line was of course the exam was just as unpleasant with Her as with Him - She however used a lot more lube for the prostate exam and was far more genital n will leave that sperled that way

Years later I end up in a relationship with Doc Susan a long term Girlfriend and OBGyn and she did a rotation in Urology and having a Girlfriend do that Exam made it just as uncomfortable yet she did say that one day I might need some stitches to prevent a hernia - Never got any stitches cause the recovery ain't going to be pleasant - I still feel that burn when I use a couple3 Gym machines for Thigh exercises

Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,048

@previous (Syntax)
Syntax, shut the fuck up. I usually read the entirety of your posts but these days they're really deteriorating in quality. Alzheimer's is fucked.

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,051

@710,039 (Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler)
I posted those images as Anon C
The images as reaction images fit the topic most perfect however the web sites they cum from are somewhat dicey because they are pushing stuff found in health food shelves with cure all's like health food cures for Cancer and life extension etc

One Web site that uses the images does say

Because cool testicles loaded down with semen are going to be much bigger than hot testicles that are not.

So cool is good. Hot is not.


And you will enjoy this one

Huge testicles look good on a man. Add a huge penis and your package will look even better.

Stretching is the solution to this problem, because These Exercises are much different than masturbation….

That's why I'm always telling men to replace the masturbation habit with the penis stretching habit.

Do this and you score on two big counts…

You get the bigger penis AND those huge testicles as well.

This happens because Penis Stretching Exercises are know to increase testosterone levels in men.

And the more testosterone you have in your system, the bigger your ejaculations, and your testicles are going to be.

Combine that with the fact that under this plan you will NOT be sucking your hormones dry several days a week by Masturbating Excessively.

These are the keys to developing those huge testicles you're looking for!

Now that we've established a few important facts, I'm going to go back to this masturbation topic, and get real blunt for a moment.

If you came here looking for information on huge testicles because you could use some improvement in that department,

But…

You still masturbate like a 16 year old boy, you need to do some serious self evaluation.

Self evaluation as in…maybe if I spent less time masturbating and more time exercising my penis, I wouldn't be in this situation.

And I can assure you, that's exactly what will happen once you wrap your brain around this concept.

Think about it…

After a masturbation session, your testicles always shrink in size, and your sex drive and semen volume shrinks right up along with them.

You also feel a little creepy, a little weak, a little beta male after one of these dark room sessions.

That's because masturbation is clearly a beta male behavior.

Watch the great apes some time for proof of this….trust me, the Alpha Male never takes care of business solo.

The bottom line is, solo is OK on occasion, but it should never be your primary means of sexual gratification.

Stretching is the solution to this problem, because These Exercises are much different than masturbation….

Different because you're working on your manhood, your hormones, your testicles….and you're displaying ejaculatory discipline.

In other words, you never orgasm during these sessions, because the orgasm in not the goal here!

The goal is accumulation of more Man-Stuff, because at the end of these routines, you will NOT be physically drained, lacking in sperm, or sucked dry of hormones.

These exercises are every bit as powerful as muscle building, for confidence, self esteem, body image, and plain old feeling good about yourself.

That's why I say…if you're going to play with your package, play in a way that will bring the bigger penis, the fuller testicles, and the hormones back into your life.

Then…

Once you've got all this stuff in the bag, do something very few men do in this world of internet pornography gone wild!

Have sex with a real woman!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #710,052

@710,048 (Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler)

Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler replied with this 10 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,066

@previous (F)
Benadryl psychosis or Alzheimer's dementia, which would you rather?

You can recover from the former, sometimes without intervention, relatively quickly, in my experience.

Also, running a quick sum through my head, that's less than 300mg benadryl! Gay.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,075

@previous (Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler)
> Alzheimer's dementia

I recently had to take my annual physical and its a mean rough one as demanded by a couple3 clients

It includes about one hour of memory testing and its mean nasty fast moving so its near impossible to get 100% on the test as the timer starts and ends and you do the answers and see the results each answer which means when you get one wrong it grinds the gears of brain getting in the way of the next question

But the good news is I get to see the charts n graphs and see Me vs Me of last several years AND Docs conclude I am NOT going to end up with any kind of Dementia - However a Satellite could hit me on head while out SURFING n hurt my brain

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #710,201

mad as fuck
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