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Topic: What is the proper gentlemanly course of etiquette in this situation?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#54,625
I was with my best gentleman friend and his lady. My gentleman friend left to run to the store to buy some more wine. Well, at that point, his lady immediately pulled my pants down and proceeded to perform oral intercourse upon my penis, until such point as I ejaculated semen into her mouth! She then swallowed, zipped me back up, and sat down in a prim and proper manner, just as my gentleman friend returned. What should I do about this?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later[^][v]#709,996
this old school hotness should be appreciated, her compulsions are tell-signs of her great service to humanity as well as to your best gentlemen friend.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#709,997
I will walk you through the proper course of action here, but first, I need you to do some things. Go find a rope, no more than 4 feet long, and an empty room with a single hanging light. Then get back to me and I'll take you through the next step.
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#709,998
> I will walk you through the proper course of action here, but first, I need you to do some things. Go find a rope, no more than 4 feet long, and an empty room with a single hanging light. Then get back to me and I'll take you through the next step.
> I was with my best gentleman friend and his lady. My gentleman friend left to run to the store to buy some more wine. Well, at that point, his lady immediately pulled my pants down and proceeded to perform oral intercourse upon my penis, until such point as I ejaculated semen into her mouth! She then swallowed, zipped me back up, and sat down in a prim and proper manner, just as my gentleman friend returned. What should I do about this?
Well the joke is on the lady. While she was sucking you off, he was fucking a boy in the alley with a bottle of wine in one hand.