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Topic: I want to get laid.

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,556

I do believe my body is finally ready to do it.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #709,371

Overrated, then you have to raise a brat for 18 years.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,372

Hang in there Fuckalms, you've waited 27 years, you can wait a while longer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,377

@709,371 (B)
No one said having a kid. I have no time for a kid, or unprotected sex for that matter.
@previous (C)
I'm not him. What a terrible assumption.

joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,382

nerd

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,385

@previous ()
And what does that make you, a jock? Because you call people nerds online?

replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,391

@previous (A)
no just a cyber bully

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #709,394

@previous ()
Well, cut it out because I'm trying to get laid and need as much confidence as possible.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,423

Do marijuanas instead.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,424

@709,394 (A)

Don't flop

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,425

@709,423 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah, I'd be moving backwards if I were to do that.
@previous (F)
I sure hope not. I've been practicing by actually paying attention to porn.

replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,475

@709,394 (A)
ok well how u planning to get laid??

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,477

@709,394 (A)

> Well, cut it out because I'm trying to get laid and need as much confidence as possible.

Stick with your palm a few more years.
Unless you are willing to make babies?

Syntax double-posted this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,482

@709,425 (A)
So let me be totally serious with you. Getting laid is just super. Was married for 16 years and have had many many many GF's before marriage and after marriage.

However getting laid also means being prepared for things that go wrong. For example and beck goes nuts when I do this but it has to be said. Birth control is NOT 100% and there are women who when they get pregnant unexpectedly - decide to keep the baby.

I can tell you for a FACT - Condoms and I mean the very most best you can buy FAIL - That failure has cost me more money than you can imagine earning in your life time

Also the alternative Abortion - Has a lot of long term guilt issues and does drive a few women nuts after having one

So YOU Anon have to be mature enough to handle the MORE than you expected for stick IT in - Seems simple enough just heads up

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,483

@previous (Syntax)
Is that why you abandoned your daughter, deadbeat?

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,486

@previous (B)
Indy Indy Indy
a·ban·doned
əˈband(ə)nd/
adjective
adjective: abandoned

1.
having been deserted or cast off.
"an abandoned car"
synonyms: deserted, forsaken, cast aside/off


I no your memory is messed up cause you ate a lot of feces in China - Causes brain problems

I had an affair with a married woman and she WAS trying to get pregnant so she was thrilled n so was her husband who later we find out is shooting blanks

Daughter was raised most proper and 9 years ago I paid daughters way into PreMed at Berkeley and for the last 3 years Harvard Medical school She has two more years to go on the 5 year MD program and may end up at Harvard for a total of 11-13 years


ALL you have accomplished is filling your body with Tuberculosis and getting a totally useless degree in languages that were worthless in China.

Abandoned wood be how you left Granny with grave dug up and in your rush to get off on Granny, you failed to shovel the dirt back over her private parts

I do hope you do not do the same thing to the latest buried Vegetable

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,489

@previous (Syntax)
In other words, you abandoned your daughter. Pitiful.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,495

@709,475 ()
I don't have any plans on how I plan on doing. I just have plans on doing it.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,544

I decided not to pursue sexual relationships for the near future.

Good luck

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,572

I am told anal sex is far overrated in that it is essentially the equivalent to pooping, at least when done with a partner ( I have self stimulated and it was much better).

Since I'm with nobody anymore, and frankly see my destiny to be a forever alone ( really independent of my predicament and not the reason of my predicament, before you make the same insinuations of kiwi farms), I can probably live without being romantically entertained by anybody else

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,579

@709,495 (A)
How do you think you'll find someone to sleep with?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,601

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'll cross that bridge when it gets here.

replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #709,611

@709,486 (Syntax)
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