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Topic: I'm thinking about going to China

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #54,492

And find one of those huge forest / jungle thingies where buddhists live alone and occasionally teach others how to live alone there.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #708,594

@OP
If you're isolated surrounded by alot of men how will you make love to beautiful Chinese girls?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,595

Allright, cool. Head over there.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,597

@708,594 (B)

With telepathy

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,599

@previous (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
What do you mean by with telepathy? Would you please explain?

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,602

@previous (B)

Stay awake and maybe I'll show you around midnight.

joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,604

why do autist jerks always think being a hermit or a monk is something they can just go and do
you suck too much

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #708,613

@previous ()
No, it's fine, he can do it. It doesn't matter that he doesn't speak Mandarin, and doesn't have enough income to move to a different country. He can do it!

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,614

@708,604 ()

I haven't noticed that about them. They usually just complain.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,615

@708,613 (C)

We get it man!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,617

@708,614 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)

> They usually just complain.

Sounds a lot like you.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,619

@previous (E)

I just try to fit in.

replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,621

@708,613 (C)
youre right. he probably isnt even a buddhist but its ok! hell pick it up along the way

Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #708,629

@708,602 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)

> Stay awake and maybe I'll show you around midnight.

Are u fucking crazy or what lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,632

Forget about China as Buddhist and do Japan instead.
Y you ask?
Buddhist in China eat Tofu - Tofu is ok n can be wonderful in so many ways buttttt

In Japan Buddhist do all Buddhists do and they can and do eat Meat.
From Wiki

Buddha allowed his monks to eat pork, chicken and fish if the monk was aware that the animal was not killed on their behalf. Theravadins also believes that the Buddha allowed the monks to choose a vegetarian diet, but only prohibited them from eating human, elephant, snake, horse, dog, cat, lion, tiger, bear, leopard, and hyena flesh.


Guess its good Chinese monks no eat meat cause dog and cat are common substitutes for what menu says is Chicken n Lamb in China except Lamb is usually Rat meat. Chinese people so dumb they will believe anything

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,637

@previous (Syntax)

Japan!? Maybe but I thought the average Chinese dude had iq above the average westerner?

Anonymous E replied with this 10 years ago, 50 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,647

@708,632 (Syntax)
Yaaaaawwwwwnnnnn

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,654

@708,632 (Syntax)
Just shut the fuck up about China, sewers, and Indy! Jesus, are you obsessed with gutter oil or something? Just shut the fuck up!

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,682

@708,647 (E)
@previous (G)

I'd rather read 20 syntax posts instead of your lame whining. Like jesus.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,686

If only there were a poster here who had lived, say, 5 years all over China, had lots of Chinese friends, spoke Chinese, wrote and read Chinese, and knew lots about Chinese culture and food. Oh well.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Syntax is wrong again replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,769

@708,682 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
Psssst, your whining is showing.

replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,782

@708,654 (G)

> Just shut the fuck up about China, sewers, and Indy! Jesus, are you obsessed with gutter oil or something? Just shut the fuck up!

i agree with the sentiment but hes right here

double-posted this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,783

@708,632 (Syntax)
some orders even allow alcohol in japan

Syntax replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,839

@708,686 (H)
> had lived, say, 5 years all over China

Donald Trump has lived and worked all his life in USA 70 FUCKING Years and he don't have a fucking clue about USA n people of USA

Also Fatfuck quickly got horrid TB in Beijing and had to move to even a worse shit hole so all Fatfuck no's about China are two foul cities. And all the other expats proved he was clueless about food of Kuntming. They drown everything in hot Chile's to mask the rancid flavors and aromas

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,840

@previous (Syntax)
All Chinese writing is the same.

Brookdale Assisted Living joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,843

@previous (H)
The bed is still waiting for you.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,845

@previous (Brookdale Assisted Living)
All Chinese writing is the same. You are full of shit.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 33 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,846

@708,840 (H)
You don't know shit about China; Other then how to eat it.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,847

@previous (F)
All Chinese writing is the same, Lynne. Your lie was exposed. You are full of shit.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,869

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Too soon, bud

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,887

@708,604 ()

> why do autist jerks always think being a hermit or a monk is something they can just go and do
> you suck too much

An autist can go and be a computer programmer, bureaucratic bean counter, or draw sonichu cartoons for months at a time with no human contact.


@708,632 (Syntax)
> In Japan Buddhist do all Buddhists do and they can and do eat Meat.

They have to get their Vitamin B12 somehow. Since they're mainly lactose intolerant in China and Japan, it's either meat or eggs. And the B12 in nori (species of seaweed) isn't biologically available to humans.

And their science wasn't advanced enough until recently to discover a fermented tea could make it.


> Guess its good Chinese monks no eat meat cause dog and cat are common substitutes for what menu says is Chicken n Lamb in China except Lamb is usually Rat meat. Chinese people so dumb they will believe anything


That's why I wouldn't eat a sausage that is imported from China.

Anonymous L double-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #708,888

@708,839 (Syntax)

> Donald Trump has lived and worked all his life in USA 70 FUCKING Years and he don't have a fucking clue about USA n people of USA
>

When did you fall off the Trump Train? Be careful getting off--there's no brakes on that train!


> Also Fatfuck quickly got horrid TB in Beijing

He's lucky he avoided SARS. But now we got Zika spread by the Rio Olympics. Malaria of course is way worse though.

> and had to move to even a worse shit hole so all Fatfuck no's about China are two foul cities. And all the other expats proved he was clueless about food of Kuntming. They drown everything in hot Chile's to mask the rancid flavors and aromas


Did you hear about the rivers in Rio? All the athletes have to carefully keep their mouths shut and boat rowers try to avoid getting water splashed on them.


Still they're in better health than Hillary Clinton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqbDBRWb63s She had a stroke and has a herpes lesion on her tongue.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,768

Syntax dissapeared?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,777

@708,604 ()
idk i used to wanna do that just cause i had no friends and the only people i was around was abusive in some way

ぶたん replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,785

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
same but now i just fantasize about killin my damn self

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,786

@previous (ぶたん)
o i used to do that too
that isn't healthy r u ok?

ぶたん replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,787

@previous (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ugh. no lol thanks for askin!

Pvt. Sophie Antimatriarkaler joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #709,793

@708,637 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
China doesn't so much; you're thinking Korea and Japan.

Even then, it's marred by the issue of decreased variance, so whilst there are more people tightly packed around the mean and slightly above the mean, comparatively fewer of them, were it not for their overpreparation, should be ready for the best Universities, let alone creative genius.
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