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Topic: just tried to off myself again; this time, tried to drown myself in the ocean

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,351

As I was almost drowning, lifeguard jumped in, saved me, but was eaten by shark, I grabbed on to what thought was shore, was actually toddler's ankle, pulled him in, he drowned, his parents rushed in to save him, lifeguard's blood had attracted more sharks; in all, 17 people drowned and were eaten by sharks, I survived. Dammit.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #707,514

At least you have a good story for shark week
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