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Topic: just tried to commit suicide again, this time by actually drinking Domestos

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,340

I couldn't drink it and coughed it all back up with a burning throat. The family dog came over and I spewed a bunch all over him. Apparently it was burning him, so he started trying to lick it off his fur. Then he walked around in a circle and started to try to lick what I puked off the floor. I tried to stop him. Eventually, he was in such pain that he couldn't stop coughing and wheezing. He bit me. I let go of him and he continued to lick up the Domestos. About an hour later he started coughing and wouldn't stop. I was still puking, so I couldn't do much. My sister took him to the vet where he died as they were examining him.

I only puked right after I drank it. I am still alive.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later[^] [v] #707,440

doesn't sound like you're working with much of a budget, have you tried more expensive methods of suicide?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #707,443

It's good to know that your dog went to heaven no longer suffering from autism or transgenderism. I'm sure the family is thankful

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #707,466

@OP
Domestos only works on autism. Try drinking Sprite instead.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #707,467

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
You're still here? Why don't you fuck off already?

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #707,472

I did that once when I was a kid. It burned.

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #707,474

@707,467 (E)
Why don't you get a name already, angry anae?
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