Syntax actually invented Dutch wooden shoes back in the bronze age while advising ancient Celts about woodworking practices. It was originally an innovation to help with swing dancing competitions held in the soggy ground of the lowlands.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#707,250
Will have to reply n detail but I have but one reply or new post to give so op will just have to wait
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#707,256
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 41 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#707,259
@previous (E)
He needs some time to google this stuff. So he'll have an excuse like he has to "work".
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#707,789
@707,248 (C)
I asked my grandmother about this and she told me her grandmother's grandmother had personal contact with syntax informing her on wooden shoes dance moves!