Topic: have to go to wedding

bhuto started this discussion 10 years ago #54,265

would rather die. somebody kill me

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #706,533

congratulations! cold feet are normal.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,534

Say neat-o. Check your libido. Roll to the church in your new tuxedo.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,537

Take some pills beforehand

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,569

Enjoy witnessing normal human relationships for a change

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,572

Is this wardrobe issue? Stop stressing out, just call salty and see if she can loan you something to wear.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,575

Get wasted and hit on the bride.

Anonymous G double-posted this 10 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,576

@706,572 (F)
*lend

qew joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,594

an open bar, food buffet, or dj can make these much more pleasant.

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,661

@706,537 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Take some pills beforehand

i did i also hav3 only read this reply so far i took half a bar and it didnt work as w3ll as usual so i got Drunk and now im fine
still fuck wedding tho
fuck marriage
fuck my life! god dammit i want to kill myself

bhuto (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 24 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,664

@706,594 (qew)
u know what up

bhuto (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 21 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,665

@706,575 (G)
shes my siister in law you sicko

bhuto (OP) quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,666

@706,572 (F)

> Is this wardrobe issue? Stop stressing out, just call salty and see if she can loan you something to wear.

fuck off fuck yoo7 kill yo7rself

bhuto (OP) quintuple-posted this 10 years ago, 57 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,667

i had the worst dream last night

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,671

@706,661 (bhuto)
Was it that bad?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,672

@706,667 (bhuto)
i had a terrible dream last night too

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,689

Is it one of those ones where the couple is already married according to common law for fuckin who knows how long, and then decide to pay for a certificate and hold a big stupid expensive party for no fuckin good reason because hey, "I thought those fuckers were already married, what the fuck"

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,693

@706,537 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Stop advocating self medication and go get your psychosis managed.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,696

@previous (K)
no

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,709

@OP

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,713

If I made a manual about how to be the average Minichan user, then this thread and OP would be in it as a textbook example. This is gold.

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,714

@706,689 (Sheila LaBoof)

> Is it one of those ones where the couple is already married according to common law for fuckin who knows how long, and then decide to pay for a certificate and hold a big stupid expensive party for no fuckin good reason because hey, "I thought those fuckers were already married, what the fuck"

wow exactly how did you know

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,715

@706,665 (bhuto)
Even sexier.

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,716

@706,671 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
no i was in the bathroom and i started having the dark thoughts

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,717

@previous (bhuto)
Pooping?

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,720

@previous (G)
i went pee and then looked at my phone

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,728

@706,716 (bhuto)
Hey maybe you should just apologize?

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,733

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
for what?????

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 10 years ago, 49 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,736

@706,537 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Take some pills beforehand

Now I would recommend that to a fella who needs the circulation boost to the dong to be ready for his new wife when they are married. You see, they wanted marriage to be special and neither have had the intercourse yet. The problem is, the fella has to time when the boner pills kick in. If he pitches the tent up before the priest or rabbi or witchdoctor, well that would be a difficulty

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,738

@706,733 (bhuto)
Ruining the wedding for everyone else

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,817

@706,733 (bhuto)
For that thing that's been eating away at you