Topic: I have 1% Jewish ancestry
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY started this discussion 10 years ago #54,247
Ask me anything about the Jewish life.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #706,262
Tell me about your bat mitzvah, and what it was like growing up as a jew in a state with not many other jews.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,263
how do I find out my jewcentage?
is there a test?
is there a test?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,264
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,265
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,266
@706,262 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
My bat mitzvah was such a low key event that I have a hard time remembering it at all. Lots of shluchim grow up outside of frum culture, I don't see anything remarkable about that.
My bat mitzvah was such a low key event that I have a hard time remembering it at all. Lots of shluchim grow up outside of frum culture, I don't see anything remarkable about that.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,267
Do you drink Manischewitz?
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,268
@OP
How do you cope with your 99% non-human status? Does the 1% make up for it?
How do you cope with your 99% non-human status? Does the 1% make up for it?
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,269
@706,267 (Metæ)
No it's gross
@previous (C)
It was obviously a shocking blow but I am recovering OK. Yes, being at least 1% chosen people is at least something.
No it's gross
@previous (C)
It was obviously a shocking blow but I am recovering OK. Yes, being at least 1% chosen people is at least something.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,270
How does it feel knowing syntax is your great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather?
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #706,271
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How does it feel knowing you're still not Jewish enough for Hitler?Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,306
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,307
@OP
> I have 1% Jewish ancestry
The official German standard is far more stringent then your 1% rule.
Standards of the Schutzstaffel
becky do you meet the German SS standard with proof you have no Jewish ancestors since 1750?
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> I have 1% Jewish ancestry
The official German standard is far more stringent then your 1% rule.
Standards of the Schutzstaffel
The Schutzstaffel (SS) used a more stringent standard: "In order to join the Nazi Party a candidate had to prove (presumably through baptismal records) that all direct ancestors born since 1750 were not Jewish.
becky do you meet the German SS standard with proof you have no Jewish ancestors since 1750?
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,309
@opAt what age were you circumcised? Were you the victim of this terrible ritual? Rabbi or the mohel, uses his-her teeth (Rabbi could also be a female) and not a single person knows where the 25 sq inches of unnecessary skin go.
There is a theory that no Mohel ends up hungry.
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Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,311
@previous (bhuto)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/jewish-mohels-banned_n_5650672.html
Two Jewish Mohels Banned After Babies Contract Herpes From Circumcision Rite
New York City has reportedly banned two mohels, persons trained to perform ritual circumcisions, after several babies became infected with herpes, Forward reports.
The mohels had performed metzitzah b’peh (MBP), a circumcision rite practiced in some ultra-Orthodox communities that involves using the mouth to remove blood from the recently-cut penis. The practice has been implicated in infant deaths in the past — including a two-week-old infant in 2011 and another in 2004.
New York City authorities banned the mohel involved in the 2004 death, Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer, from performing the ritual, but the health department has not named the two recently-banned mohels.
The city banned the mohels, however they are still practicing the ritual and are protected by the Hasidim community.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/jewish-mohels-banned_n_5650672.html
Two Jewish Mohels Banned After Babies Contract Herpes From Circumcision Rite
New York City has reportedly banned two mohels, persons trained to perform ritual circumcisions, after several babies became infected with herpes, Forward reports.
The mohels had performed metzitzah b’peh (MBP), a circumcision rite practiced in some ultra-Orthodox communities that involves using the mouth to remove blood from the recently-cut penis. The practice has been implicated in infant deaths in the past — including a two-week-old infant in 2011 and another in 2004.
New York City authorities banned the mohel involved in the 2004 death, Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer, from performing the ritual, but the health department has not named the two recently-banned mohels.
The city banned the mohels, however they are still practicing the ritual and are protected by the Hasidim community.
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@706,265 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Actually semen just has the DNA of your potential children in it so you would get an incorrect result.
Actually semen just has the DNA of your potential children in it so you would get an incorrect result.
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beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,322
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When I have my semen tested, I hope that it shows that I have some terrier in my ancestry.
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Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,365
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes it's kind of sad that you have to resort to racism.
I sensed it too.
Yes it's kind of sad that you have to resort to racism.
I sensed it too.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,366
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Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,372
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Go read what you wrote. Saying all white people smell like wet dogs is, in fact, a racist statement.
Are you senile or what?
Go read what you wrote. Saying all white people smell like wet dogs is, in fact, a racist statement.
Are you senile or what?
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Anonymous O replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,387
@706,384 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Answering a question with a question is a Jewish thing. What jewcentage are you?
Answering a question with a question is a Jewish thing. What jewcentage are you?
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@706,385 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Yes you do argue about social rights more than anyone here. Satire excluded.
Yes you do argue about social rights more than anyone here. Satire excluded.
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beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,393
What happened here
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Anonymous S replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,455
@706,442 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
It's not "plele", It is "Pleb". If you can do that one simple thing, then maybe, while I am travelling to the midwest this year, I will stop in Becky, OHMG.
It's not "plele", It is "Pleb". If you can do that one simple thing, then maybe, while I am travelling to the midwest this year, I will stop in Becky, OHMG.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,456
Anonymous M replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,466
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Spellings change. Are you implying that the English language is static?
Spellings change. Are you implying that the English language is static?
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,471
Do you have sexy Jewish facial structure?
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@previous (T)
How are you antisemitic and also think Jews are the most attractive? That must be a tough inner turmoil, sort of like Autphag hating trannys and also being one.
How are you antisemitic and also think Jews are the most attractive? That must be a tough inner turmoil, sort of like Autphag hating trannys and also being one.