Topic: my aunt is here and shes out new-aging me

bhutto started this discussion 10 years ago #54,224

thinkin she can come in here lookin all pious with her head wrap and flowing robes and reincarnation mumbo jumbo
thinkin she can inform my meditation practice
ha ha yeah right!

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #705,878

Did she give you an authentic Indian Room-divider headboard™ for your bed?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,909

what happens when a geologist marries one
they'd be all, "hey where are my rock specimens"
"I put them on my chakras"

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,911

Meditation doesn't work for me. Makes me sad.

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,918

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
It just makes me tired but doesn't impart any benefits.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,920

@previous (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
I start seeing dead bodies

The Sniffer™ !.qqx0aUF2A joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,926

Are you going to sniff her panties?

bhutto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,939

@705,909 (Sheila LaBoof)
ha ha ha ha ha

bhutto (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 54 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,940

@705,911 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

> Meditation doesn't work for me. Makes me sad.

what do u expect to happen that would make u think it 'works' thats why its a practice

@705,920 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
do u close your eyes? keep em open

bhutto (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,941

@705,918 (Sophie !MLHqI35Srs)
2 goal oriented. shitlisted

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,948

@705,940 (bhutto)
To be relaxing. Keeping my eyes open doesn't help.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,951

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Do you take antipsychotics?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,953

@previous (G)
No I never have

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,955

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,961

@previous (G)
I also see them sometimes when I'm left with my own thoughts, and so I try to stay stimulated

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 44 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,995

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I think you should speak with a competent psychiatrist.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,017

@previous (G)
I have, what can they do? I'm lucid in time and space.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,020

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Are they actual dead people or make-believe?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,026

@previous (H)
What do you mean?

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,095

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Are they people who have actually died in real life or are they imaginary corpses?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,101

@previous (H)
No they are real people who have died

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,109

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

What do they do? I once had a vision of dead people standing around me holding nooses which really freaked me out.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,111

@705,961 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I get very dark thoughts like this when I'm sober. Hell even not sober, but especially when sober.

Meowth double-posted this 10 years ago, 47 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,112

@705,940 (bhutto)

> do u close your eyes? keep em open

The fuck?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 31 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,129

@706,109 (H)
They usually just look how they did when they had died or were actively dying. I also have intrusive thoughts of disturbing events. Like when people have begged me to kill them and I refused.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,130

@706,111 (Meowth)
I only do when I'm bored. So I try and never get bored.

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,156

@706,112 (Meowth)

> > do u close your eyes? keep em open
>
>
> The fuck?

what?

bhuto (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,157

@706,112 (Meowth)
eyes to be half open and focused so as not to fall asleep or lose focus during practice

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,184

@706,017 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
They can prescribe you medication for your obvious psychosis.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,185

You are just ugh

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #706,194

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
shes practicing scales for her raga performance next week

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,239

Why are left wingers so into this lame shit. I don't get it.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,247

@706,184 (G)
But that doesn't count as psychosis. It's intrusive thoughts

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,248

@706,239 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because they are just as superstitious as everyone else but they also hold contempt for religion and the religious.

Anonymous H replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,350

@706,129 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

I have a question

Have you ever had a strange impulse to fondle a corpse when you see one

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,351

@706,239 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she brought a dying bird home

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,352

@706,239 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes, because right wingers are far less prone to superstitious nonsense.

You clown.

bhuto (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,354

@previous (L)
clowning hard

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,357

@706,350 (H)
No. I have to handle them, but I'm all business.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,398

@706,351 (bhuto)
Ok
@706,352 (L)
No but right wingers have organized religion, neoconservatism, and reaganomics to believe in. Left wingers need something else, so I guess they get like cleansing crystals or some shit idk.

Edit: they also have socialism too.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,399

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Would the cleansing crystal work well if it was shoved up somebody's butt?

To me, it seems like the best way to use one. Total cleanse.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #706,400

@previous (L)
You're free to find out and report back for all of us.

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