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Topic: Yall are going to heaven

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #54,203

It's said you must believe certain things to go to heaven, or maybe not be bad. It's also said God wants everyone to be in heaven, and If God wants it so it shall be.

The only catch with this, is that God chooses not to rid the world of sin. Which is terrible because of all the starving children which is caused by sin blablabla..... it also means, sin despite being said to be hated by god, is actually tolerated.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #705,649

My Girlfriends usually yell out Oh God Oh God upon multi-orgasm.

Such is heaven on Earth God experience's

Sophie !MLHqI35Srs joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,650

@previous (Syntax)
Lol chivalry slave go fuck yourself.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 39 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,651

@705,649 (Syntax)

You mean like a little glimpse of heaven?

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,657

@705,649 (Syntax)
Cool story bro.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,688

@705,649 (Syntax)
How old are your girlfriends

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,713

@705,657 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
Why do you always lose your cool whenever anyone mentions having an adult sexual relationship?

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,720

@previous (F)
Why do you always lose your cool whenever someone hilariously pokes fun at child abuse fetishists?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,721

@705,713 (F)
Syntax sounds like a virgin teenaged boy talking about sex though.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,724

"If I don't go to hell when I die, I might go to heaven, but probably not"

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,727

@705,720 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
Why do you feel I am losing my cool?

William !KieUG1WfLM double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,728

@705,720 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)

> Why do you always lose your cool whenever someone hilariously pokes fun at child abuse fetishists?

Lol Jesus fucking Christ, so now you think Syntax is a 'child abuse fetishist'? First Matt, then bert, then TG/Bobby...fucking hell Doc, you're obsessed with pedophiles, you see them everywhere on these message boards!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,732

@705,720 (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
Why do you always post that stupid picture?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,735

@705,649 (Syntax)
You can't even get it up without the help of Viagra, creepy old man.... Even then you have to tape a popsicle stick on it to keep it up.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,737

@previous (J)
Just for the record I have lots off those pills so if he ever needs any...

Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,752

@705,728 (William !KieUG1WfLM)
Why did you immediately assume that I was referring to Syntax, and not to the subjects of the hilarious Nonce Hunter videos I used to post on Tinychan? You seem very defensive.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,761

@previous (Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY)
Why do you feel that I am being defensive?
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