Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago#54,180
I work in a big corporate office, with dozens of employees. It just so happens that the guy next to me, the accountant, is out of his office often for meetings. Also, the return vent for the entire air conditioning system is in a closet in his office. So I like to eat things like pickled quail eggs, aged cheese, hummus, kimchi, and other such things. Then, when he goes out of his office, I fart right in the return vent. This causes the odor to blow out all of the vents in the office, effectively gassing everyone, everywhere. I then laugh to myself as everyone starts complaining and asking things like, "Again? What the hell is going on? That is horrible!" I just play along.