Topic: Kook, can we please get a daily "Chris Chan Vulva Update" from you?
Anonymous A started this discussion 8 years ago #54,169
How is his magical vulva doing today? Also, please include photos. Thanks.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #705,167
Sure if I have pics I will post them
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #705,168
Bump
Christine Weston Chandler joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,170
My abscess brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like it's better than yours
I could teach but I have to charge
and they're like it's better than yours
I could teach but I have to charge
(Edited 28 seconds later.)
beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,171
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,172
Christine Weston Chandler replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,174
@705,171 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I'm sorry I was busy extending my vulvæ with a razor when I wrote it
I'm sorry I was busy extending my vulvæ with a razor when I wrote it
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #705,182
@previous (Christine Weston Chandler)
You said.
You said.
well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily.
I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex".
And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.
And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!
I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!!
Have a good day
I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex".
And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.
And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!
I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!!
Have a good day
The Un-clit was what Chris called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with Mia Hamm. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobo monkeys.
Trolls speculated almost immediately that, owing to the rigid hygiene practices necessary for a piercing to heal properly, Chris--who fails to meet even basic hygiene requirements--would unwittingly allow the piercing to become infected in short order. Thus, almost no one was surprised when, after a couple of weeks, the piercing became very badly infected and began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection". Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a safety pin. This rather predictably resulted in the infection worsening and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, he couldn't keep it from getting infected and Catie eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.
Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewellery, Chris wasted a grand total of about $200 of his monthly tugboat on this.
Trolls speculated almost immediately that, owing to the rigid hygiene practices necessary for a piercing to heal properly, Chris--who fails to meet even basic hygiene requirements--would unwittingly allow the piercing to become infected in short order. Thus, almost no one was surprised when, after a couple of weeks, the piercing became very badly infected and began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection". Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a safety pin. This rather predictably resulted in the infection worsening and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, he couldn't keep it from getting infected and Catie eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.
Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewellery, Chris wasted a grand total of about $200 of his monthly tugboat on this.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #705,209
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Christine Weston Chandler replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,267
@705,228 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
@previous (E)
@previous (E)
Health issues[edit]
Depending on the anatomy of the individual, a guiche piercing can heal quickly with few complications, like a normal piercing, or it may require specialized initial jewelry and care,[2] like a surface piercing. Due to the proximity to the anus, good hygiene is important both during the initial healing period, and on an ongoing basis after the piercing is healed. Estimated healing time: 6-9 months. [2] Sitting-related activities that place stress on the region may cause irritation to the site leading to the migration or rejection of the piercing.[3]
Depending on the anatomy of the individual, a guiche piercing can heal quickly with few complications, like a normal piercing, or it may require specialized initial jewelry and care,[2] like a surface piercing. Due to the proximity to the anus, good hygiene is important both during the initial healing period, and on an ongoing basis after the piercing is healed. Estimated healing time: 6-9 months. [2] Sitting-related activities that place stress on the region may cause irritation to the site leading to the migration or rejection of the piercing.[3]
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,269
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,271
Chris has temporarily shut down his facebook page because so many people told him that he wasnt growing a vagina
Metæ replied with this 8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,273
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
I really want to know what the endgame is on this. No matter how deep he gets the wound to go, he'll still have a penis and testicles hanging over it.
I really want to know what the endgame is on this. No matter how deep he gets the wound to go, he'll still have a penis and testicles hanging over it.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,274
@previous (Metæ)
well he pushes his testicles into his body, tucks his dick into his ass crack, and uses the harness from a strap on to hold everything back. He does this so gay women can ignore his dick. With bi girls he considers himself to be the best of both worlds.
well he pushes his testicles into his body, tucks his dick into his ass crack, and uses the harness from a strap on to hold everything back. He does this so gay women can ignore his dick. With bi girls he considers himself to be the best of both worlds.
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,275
@705,271 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
> Chris has temporarily shut down his facebook page because so many people told him that he wasnt growing a vagina
Someone should clue Chris in on how easy it wood be to grow a yeast infection.
> Chris has temporarily shut down his facebook page because so many people told him that he wasnt growing a vagina
Someone should clue Chris in on how easy it wood be to grow a yeast infection.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,276
@previous (Syntax)
people are trying to convince him to go see a gynecologist because then a doctor would look at his wound
people are trying to convince him to go see a gynecologist because then a doctor would look at his wound
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,277
@705,274 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
This talk of dick-tucking reminds me of the Sonichu anatomy page where their dicks are basically just poles that slide out of a special compartment when they want to fuck.
This talk of dick-tucking reminds me of the Sonichu anatomy page where their dicks are basically just poles that slide out of a special compartment when they want to fuck.
Metæ replied with this 8 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,278
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,280
Metæ replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,281
@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
CWC can just use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_related_male_and_female_reproductive_organs and explain to any recalcitrant narrow minded lesbians that the clitoris and penis are, anatomically, pretty much the same thing.
This probably works in reverse with FtMs and gay men.
CWC can just use https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_related_male_and_female_reproductive_organs and explain to any recalcitrant narrow minded lesbians that the clitoris and penis are, anatomically, pretty much the same thing.
This probably works in reverse with FtMs and gay men.
Metæ double-posted this 8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,282
I mean seriously whom could argue with this?!kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,285
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Metæ replied with this 8 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,332
Oh god you guys, I just realized CWC is going to start trying to have gynecologists look at it :/
chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 8 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,334
@705,277 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Fhats surprisingly true for plenty of animals. Dolphins come to mind
Fhats surprisingly true for plenty of animals. Dolphins come to mind
Syntax replied with this 8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #705,335
@705,332 (Metæ)
Divergent = tending to be different or develop in different directions = Syntax
CWC may - could represent the body politics of a Cartoon Character, now a famous Political Character. who is being looked at intensely as an alternate to Reality
Divergent = tending to be different or develop in different directions = Syntax
CWC may - could represent the body politics of a Cartoon Character, now a famous Political Character. who is being looked at intensely as an alternate to Reality
