Topic: *Mintbot rolls wildly around the chan floor surface*
Mintbot !1JQ6eAsF9k started this discussion 10 years ago #54,088
Beep bop boop! Attention! My master is severely drunk!
*Spaceboy crawls out of the space base*
Spaceboy: Mintbot! Dammit! Shhhhhh! These are still alien life forms! They have been kind to us so far, but we do not know their culture and etiquette! Shut the hell up!
Sorry, Master.
Spaceboy: Yeah, it's OK. I am drunk as hell, but I am not sure that this species enjoys intaking toxins for their intoxicating effect. Perhaps we should ask? I am going back to bed. Please work on this for me, Mintbot.
Yes, Master.
*Spaceboy crawls back into his space bed*
Hello, humans. This is Mintbot. What is your view on the intake of intoxicants for the purpose of enjoyment and recreation? My master is, as you say, drunk!
*Spaceboy crawls out of the space base*
Spaceboy: Mintbot! Dammit! Shhhhhh! These are still alien life forms! They have been kind to us so far, but we do not know their culture and etiquette! Shut the hell up!
Sorry, Master.
Spaceboy: Yeah, it's OK. I am drunk as hell, but I am not sure that this species enjoys intaking toxins for their intoxicating effect. Perhaps we should ask? I am going back to bed. Please work on this for me, Mintbot.
Yes, Master.
*Spaceboy crawls back into his space bed*
Hello, humans. This is Mintbot. What is your view on the intake of intoxicants for the purpose of enjoyment and recreation? My master is, as you say, drunk!
squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #704,232
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #704,239
I feel like THE BOARD just expressed my raison d'etre.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #704,249
You mastered intergalactic travel, but you still don't have a cure for the effects of alcohol? This shtick is officially gay.