Topic: *Carefully steps our of makeshift space base in corner of message board*
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k started this discussion 10 years ago #54,084
(whispers) Mintbot, be ready to evacuate if the life forms prove hostile.
Attention, local life forms of Minichan! Please do not be alarmed: there is nothing to fear! I am Spaceboy, and this is my trusty robot, Mintbot. We are from the Galatic Quadrant X-Lister 3. We set off aboard the spaceship USS Munterdane on the mission to find new life forms, but we encountered a hostile Lipptrep ship which fired on us, and we were forced to evacuate in our escape pod, which landed here in your message board. We are friendly! Repeat: we are friendly! We would like to show a token of goodwill by leaving this fruit with you. It ls called a Tapple, and it comes from our home planet, Rustergeerd. It is delicious and nutritious. We hope that you will accept us as one of your own, for we are basically stranded here for the foreseeable future. That is all!
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
*Takes Mintbot and returns to makeshift space base, locking door behind just in case*
Attention, local life forms of Minichan! Please do not be alarmed: there is nothing to fear! I am Spaceboy, and this is my trusty robot, Mintbot. We are from the Galatic Quadrant X-Lister 3. We set off aboard the spaceship USS Munterdane on the mission to find new life forms, but we encountered a hostile Lipptrep ship which fired on us, and we were forced to evacuate in our escape pod, which landed here in your message board. We are friendly! Repeat: we are friendly! We would like to show a token of goodwill by leaving this fruit with you. It ls called a Tapple, and it comes from our home planet, Rustergeerd. It is delicious and nutritious. We hope that you will accept us as one of your own, for we are basically stranded here for the foreseeable future. That is all!
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
*Takes Mintbot and returns to makeshift space base, locking door behind just in case*
Meowthbot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #704,106
Meowthz0r does not approve.
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,107
What did he say, Mintbot?
Mintbot: He said he does not approve of us, Master.
Oh boy. Who is he anyway?
Mintbot: Unknown, Master. Will attempt to identify.
Mintbot: He said he does not approve of us, Master.
Oh boy. Who is he anyway?
Mintbot: Unknown, Master. Will attempt to identify.
Meowthbot replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,109
Meowthz0r: fuck off i've got work to do
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,110
He seems hostile, Mintbot. Keep an eye on him.
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
Meowthbot replied with this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,112
Meowthz0r: lol niggers
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,114
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,115
I, Killer Lettuce, extend my welcome to you!Please accept this complimentary anime girl!
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Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,116
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
*Carefully pokes head out of space base*
Oh, hello there.
*Slowly walks forward with hands out and open in a non-aggressive posture*
That...that is very kind. Thank you.
*Carefully picks up the anime girl*
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
I am Spaceboy. Who are you?
*Carefully pokes head out of space base*
Oh, hello there.
*Slowly walks forward with hands out and open in a non-aggressive posture*
That...that is very kind. Thank you.
*Carefully picks up the anime girl*
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
I am Spaceboy. Who are you?
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,117
@previous (Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k)
I, Killer Lettuce, am the leader of this chan. The other posters here look to me for moral guidance and lifestyle tips.
Are you with the reptilians? I am not saying we will kill you if you are. I am just making conversation.
I, Killer Lettuce, am the leader of this chan. The other posters here look to me for moral guidance and lifestyle tips.
Are you with the reptilians? I am not saying we will kill you if you are. I am just making conversation.
bhutan joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,120
ugh im bhutan and i wish i was black or mexican but im really, really white ugh
Meowthbot replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,122
Meowthz0r: @previous (bhutan) what race am i?
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,124
adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,125
im gay lol
Spaceboy !1JQ6eAsF9k (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 32 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #704,126
I am not sure I understand this "black and white" talk. According to Mintbot's computations...
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
...you are all of one race, called human. We have carefully analyzed your DNA and determined that you are all identical. What is this "black and white" that you speak of?
Mintbot: Beep bop boop.
...you are all of one race, called human. We have carefully analyzed your DNA and determined that you are all identical. What is this "black and white" that you speak of?