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Topic: I have come to the realisation I may be an alcoholic.

Green !pFNWNYROxA started this discussion 15 years ago #5,408

With a bottle of chardonay downed in 5 minutes and half a bottle of gin drunk I need to lay off the stuff. Yet i'm not even drunk yet.

henn !ksfzGo9XsI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #95,063

@OP
Alcoholics go to meetings.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,069

Lose the trip, Green. Going anonymous is the first step to recovery. From there, you shall receive 12 more.

Green !pFNWNYROxA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,081

Still sobre. I am a wizard, am I not? But you stupid whore.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,087

Will you start typing incoherently soon? All REAL drunk people do that.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,089

Chardonnay? Really?

Schwarzenegger !!wwcagGkbg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,090

Now that you know, what do you plan to do from there?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,097

@OP
Do you ever drink to 'get the shakes off' in the mornings?

Green !pFNWNYROxA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,106

@95,087 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Phone but no. Fuck the haters. All I want to be is pokemon master bujt slutty ex bf new whore.

FUD !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,112

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
> All I want to be is pokemon master

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,113

@previous (FUD !dLadyGAgAA)
Cool thumbnail, troll.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,115

@previous (I)
Cool ad hominem, bro.

FUD !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,116

@95,113 (I)
charmander_smoking_a_pipe.jpg

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,123

@95,115 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cool strawman argument, troll.

Green !pFNWNYROxA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #95,151

I don't care. I'm at fuck knows where s6me hoterel? Im phone gan.s everywhere. Gseen pathetic. OK. This is luke! I'm the little bit of green left. He is insane. Drinking gin so he can feel on pain.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #95,154

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
wat

Green !pFNWNYROxA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #95,155

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm pathetic human.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #95,156

@previous (Green !pFNWNYROxA)
There's far worse out there, cheer up!

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Ash Ketchup !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #95,173

@95,112 (FUD !dLadyGAgAA)

Pokemon is the new fad amongst 18-25 year olds!

Green !pFNWNYROxA (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #95,175

FUCKING CENSORSHIP IS BAD

(Edited 2 years later by a moderator.)

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #95,219

Alcoholics are well past the point of bragging.

Stop trying too hard.

Assault your ex.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #95,236

@OP

> With a bottle of chardonay downed in 5 minutes and half a bottle of gin drunk I need to lay off the stuff. Yet i'm not even drunk yet.

I forget which goes first when one drinks at the level you say you are doing.

Is the Liver first to go or is it the Dick that cannot get hardon...one or the other and neither is good for you. Of course one could go through life Dick free but not Liver free.

Green !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #95,441

Who actually ordered me pizz? My name is not Mike.
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