Topic: What is the true history of mc?
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E started this discussion 10 years ago #54,051
Give me all the details or kys
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #703,721
It all starts with a pedo named Kimmo...Dr. Whom !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #703,723
@OPMinichan started as a refuge board for Stormfront members whom had been banned for being "a bit too extreme".
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #703,726
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 29 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #703,746
Its a safe haven for "Accidental Stalkers".
So you're safe here, whiney little bitch.
So you're safe here, whiney little bitch.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,798
@OP
OK, here's what happened:
It all started when a bunch of whining pedophiles got banned from Anontalk for posting CP links in open disregard of the board's upload policies. Understandably butthurt by this epic assfucking, they scuttled off to create their own BBS, engaging in the never-ending circlejerk known as Tinychan. Using TC as their base of operations, they plotted the downfall of AT and posted puerile, childish hate threads against its creator. Many of them sleazed back via proxies to flood the board with the most disgusting child pr0ns conceivable, claiming they were engaged in "deep stealth trolling". The most frequent result of these pathetic newfag /i/nvasions was that TC was shut down by its service provider around once every month. The board's underaged, cross-dressing sysop (Jan Martin), was discovered trading nude pics with other prepubescent faggots, leading to a complete rectal examination and three weeks' grounding by his parents.
His internet privileges revoked by local authorities, Jan eventually sold TC to Christopher "Mootles" Poole in return for some hot anal trannysex, and Tiny4chan was born. The board was immediately overrun by /B/tards, who promptly bent the regulars over a table and raped their namefagging assholes into total submission. Various coups were attempted by Gizmo, Nickalollyoff and numerous other cocksuckers, leading to divisions and factionalism within the community. For some inexplicable reason, a large contingent started to rally behind Depressionman (better known as The Fatfuck), until Jan and his ghey fuckbuddies decided to institute their "Ban On Sight" policy. Massive mod abuse ensued, until the userbase decided that enough was enough and told TC's admin to go fuck themselves.
Two new boards were founded in wake of the Great Peon Rebellion; Minichan by Simmo (a drunken, paranoid escapee from Anontalk); and DMBBS by UltimateCake & sK (a pair of basement dwelling homosexuals with delusions of grandeur). Minichan became the newhug box glory hole homebase for TC's biggest faggots, while DMBBS was a honeypot used to scam Tiny4chan users out of their tripcodes. A sysop password was eventually phished, and UltCake wreaked havok on T4C's shitty database, locking out its moderators and deleting everything he could get his cum-smeared hands on. Moot never bothered reviving the site (mainly due to it already being dead in the water), so TC's buttfucked mods went crawling off to MC, licking Simmo's ring and begging Roar's indulgence (Nickalollyoff is believed to have suffered a minor stroke after choking on Sim's pecker-snot).
Around the same time, The Fatfuck conned some gullible autist into creating a BBS for his fictitious ghosthunting website, GHOUL. Ironically, the resulting miscarriage became the focal point for anti-fatfuck propaganda, as hordes of gibbering retards came streaming in from MC to vent their assrage over the fall of T4C. For some inexplicable reason, Nick and his cockmonglers blamed Depressionman for the destruction of the Web's Shittiest Chan, and began spreading lies & rumours regarding Fatfuck's sexual abnormalities. So things stood for some months, with several factions attempting to fuck each other in the ass from week to week.
Everything changed when the supreme faggot Link Tamake resurrected TC 4.0 (apparently by pulling it out of his ass). Ltamake, a deformed circus freak with a lazy eye & subhuman intelligence, instantly attempted to take GHOUL down by ordering his pedophag userbase to flood the site with CP. This brilliant plan evidently backfired when one of Link's modfags unleashed a tsunami of child pr0ns over Tinychan's frontpage. This is still considered one of the most epic pwnts in the history of the chanosphere, a royal fistfucking from which Strokeface never fully recovered.
Meantime, civil war had broken out on GHOUL, where Fatfuck and Scatman had started arguing over whose feces they were entitled to eat. As so often happens in theAustistic Ward ever-changing online world, this minor disagreement escalated to a full-blown shitfest, with Scatman and his supporters leaving to establish Scatchan in direct imitation of GHOUL's ongoing faggotry. Once Fatfuck moved to a state-run homeless facility in Beijing, GHOUL became a virtual ghost-town (no pun intended), and Scatchan became the web's premier BBS, initially attracting more traffic than TC and MC combined. This came as a particularly crushing blow for Strokeface Link Tamake, who had since been assfucked by every troll on the intertubes. After his dox were released into the public record, Link sold the site to some insignificant faggot and slunk off into oblivion with his tail between his legs.
Needless to say, nothing of value was lost, TC is still overrun with homophag pedophiles, and MC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
OK, here's what happened:
It all started when a bunch of whining pedophiles got banned from Anontalk for posting CP links in open disregard of the board's upload policies. Understandably butthurt by this epic assfucking, they scuttled off to create their own BBS, engaging in the never-ending circlejerk known as Tinychan. Using TC as their base of operations, they plotted the downfall of AT and posted puerile, childish hate threads against its creator. Many of them sleazed back via proxies to flood the board with the most disgusting child pr0ns conceivable, claiming they were engaged in "deep stealth trolling". The most frequent result of these pathetic newfag /i/nvasions was that TC was shut down by its service provider around once every month. The board's underaged, cross-dressing sysop (Jan Martin), was discovered trading nude pics with other prepubescent faggots, leading to a complete rectal examination and three weeks' grounding by his parents.
His internet privileges revoked by local authorities, Jan eventually sold TC to Christopher "Mootles" Poole in return for some hot anal trannysex, and Tiny4chan was born. The board was immediately overrun by /B/tards, who promptly bent the regulars over a table and raped their namefagging assholes into total submission. Various coups were attempted by Gizmo, Nickalollyoff and numerous other cocksuckers, leading to divisions and factionalism within the community. For some inexplicable reason, a large contingent started to rally behind Depressionman (better known as The Fatfuck), until Jan and his ghey fuckbuddies decided to institute their "Ban On Sight" policy. Massive mod abuse ensued, until the userbase decided that enough was enough and told TC's admin to go fuck themselves.
Two new boards were founded in wake of the Great Peon Rebellion; Minichan by Simmo (a drunken, paranoid escapee from Anontalk); and DMBBS by UltimateCake & sK (a pair of basement dwelling homosexuals with delusions of grandeur). Minichan became the new
Around the same time, The Fatfuck conned some gullible autist into creating a BBS for his fictitious ghosthunting website, GHOUL. Ironically, the resulting miscarriage became the focal point for anti-fatfuck propaganda, as hordes of gibbering retards came streaming in from MC to vent their assrage over the fall of T4C. For some inexplicable reason, Nick and his cockmonglers blamed Depressionman for the destruction of the Web's Shittiest Chan, and began spreading lies & rumours regarding Fatfuck's sexual abnormalities. So things stood for some months, with several factions attempting to fuck each other in the ass from week to week.
Everything changed when the supreme faggot Link Tamake resurrected TC 4.0 (apparently by pulling it out of his ass). Ltamake, a deformed circus freak with a lazy eye & subhuman intelligence, instantly attempted to take GHOUL down by ordering his pedophag userbase to flood the site with CP. This brilliant plan evidently backfired when one of Link's modfags unleashed a tsunami of child pr0ns over Tinychan's frontpage. This is still considered one of the most epic pwnts in the history of the chanosphere, a royal fistfucking from which Strokeface never fully recovered.
Meantime, civil war had broken out on GHOUL, where Fatfuck and Scatman had started arguing over whose feces they were entitled to eat. As so often happens in the
Needless to say, nothing of value was lost, TC is still overrun with homophag pedophiles, and MC reigns supreme in the Chan Empire. Illegitimi non carborundum.
(Edited 9 minutes later.)
D-g !jJEom8Ii3E (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,805
@previous (F)Damn. Just damn. Never knew chan history could be that colorful, and I didn't even understand all of it. Thanks.
Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,807
Anonymous B replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,831
@703,805 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
That sounds like another one of TGcomix (aka CPcomix) attack articles from when he made a chan drama wiki, b& everyone, and wrote all of the content himself to "prove everyone else is a pedo, but I am not"
When actually he gets harassed for his drawings of child porn, little girls getting their bottom smacked, and the medical examination of little girls vaginas. He and t04str are/were close friends also, most people believe the friendship was based on trading CP.
He's the guy that brings up pedophilia in every thread.
That sounds like another one of TGcomix (aka CPcomix) attack articles from when he made a chan drama wiki, b& everyone, and wrote all of the content himself to "prove everyone else is a pedo, but I am not"
When actually he gets harassed for his drawings of child porn, little girls getting their bottom smacked, and the medical examination of little girls vaginas. He and t04str are/were close friends also, most people believe the friendship was based on trading CP.
He's the guy that brings up pedophilia in every thread.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,852
@703,805 (D-g !jJEom8Ii3E)
I mean, that post has only the slightest resemblance to what actually happened and leaves out a lot so it's not like a "good" summary but whatever.
I mean, that post has only the slightest resemblance to what actually happened and leaves out a lot so it's not like a "good" summary but whatever.