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Topic: How do you shattered someone's faith in God?

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #54,007

You know, just for fun.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #703,148

doy

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #703,149

One question can break them.

"If God is so great, why is he losing to Satan?"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #703,150

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
How the fuck is that going to shattered one's faith when there is always, "God works in mysterious ways."?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #703,162

@previous (A)
Not even that will work.

Satan is kicking ass. He has control of human science using his fake fossils. Most of the Earth aren't practicing Christians, so Satan also gets the majority of human souls. And this was after he lost the War in Heaven. Satan lost a military conflict against God but still came out on top.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #703,164

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Jesus is winning.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #703,168

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Jesus is losing ground rapidly. Islams, with their Muslim religion, are the ones out there doing the work. Jesusists aren't.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,177

> implying a god or jesus exists.

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,179

If there is a God, why didn't he make us all 10 foot tall cyborgs who can shoot lasers out of our eyes and fly with a jetpack? Checkmate Christians.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,186

@previous (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)

I tried praying today, "God, make us all 10 foot tall cyborgs who can shoot lasers out of our eyes and fly with a jetpack." I know it differs from what Jesus advised in the sermon on the mount, but I thought I should try just in case. I am not a 10 foot tall cyborg, so it seems it didn't work. If anyone is transformed into a 10 foot tall cyborg, then please let me know.

Cyborg replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,196

@previous (G)
It works!!!! Prayers really work!!!

Now, where is god and jesus? I'm going to kill them.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,199

Probably the same way you shatter someone's faith in morality. Some sort of lame insistence to never believe anything without evidence.

Meowth joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,203

@703,196 (Cyborg)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Cyborg replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,208

@previous (Meowth)
They don't feed me. I feed myself, if I waited on make believe people, I'd starve to death.

Anonymous G replied with this 10 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,211

@703,196 (Cyborg)
Well fuck...

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,212

Go the bookstore and library and move the Bibles into the teen fiction section.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,218

Ask how it happened for Catherine

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,357

@703,162 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Satan is still just an employee of God. Most demons in the Old Testament were under the command of God. So how does this shatter one's faith?

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,359

@previous (A)
Its shatter

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,361

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
lol at first i thought it was a typo but it really really bothers me

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,366

@previous (bhutto)
it seems familiar to me for some reason

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,458

@OP
Shaking a monotheist's beliefs is as about as easy as convincing a redneck he has no right to bear arms.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 42 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,478

@previous (L)
There surely has to be a way to do it, right? What about death?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,482

@previous (A)
Kys Denmark guy Cathy.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,483

@703,478 (A)
okay, are you trying to do this for yourself catherine?

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,530

@703,478 (A)
Do you mean giving them a choice between denying their deity or being killed? People are willing to martyr themselves if their convictions are strong enough, look at all the suicide bombers who've strapped explosives to themselves in the Middle East and elsewhere.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #703,531

@previous (L)
Sounds like a good means of forced euthanasia.

Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,577

@previous (A)
YouthInAsia doesn't need to be forced. The human species is already self-destructive by nature. If we brought back tobacco advertising, there would be a sharp rise in smoking-related fatalities. Same thing would happen if we legalized and encouraged the use of certain "recreational" substances.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

happynappie joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,613

R is the devil, be good jesus, you can't love no more, convert to the devil, no more love, the end of love, cut yourself, lie down depression, introduce psychosis then schizophrenia. split is mind, dualism.

happynappie double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,614

MAKING A GOOD MAN LIE, MAKING A DEVIL TRUTHFUL

happynappie triple-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,616

do liek jesus ... liar .. dualism is a fact ... liar ... jesus jesus jesus ... liar liar liar ...

happynappie quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,617

rape all innocent things

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,618

@703,613 (happynappie)
@703,614 (happynappie)
@703,616 (happynappie)
@previous (happynappie)
Mordor.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,620

@previous (C)
I thought this sort of behavior seemed familiar.

Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,621

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He's easy to spot.

If you ever see somebody with a random name spouting nonsense, it's probably Mordor.

happynappie replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #703,643

do some evil
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