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Satan is kicking ass. He has control of human science using his fake fossils. Most of the Earth aren't practicing Christians, so Satan also gets the majority of human souls. And this was after he lost the War in Heaven. Satan lost a military conflict against God but still came out on top.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#703,164
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Jesus is winning.
RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#703,168
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Jesus is losing ground rapidly. Islams, with their Muslim religion, are the ones out there doing the work. Jesusists aren't.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,177
> implying a god or jesus exists.
Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,179
If there is a God, why didn't he make us all 10 foot tall cyborgs who can shoot lasers out of our eyes and fly with a jetpack? Checkmate Christians.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,186
I tried praying today, "God, make us all 10 foot tall cyborgs who can shoot lasers out of our eyes and fly with a jetpack." I know it differs from what Jesus advised in the sermon on the mount, but I thought I should try just in case. I am not a 10 foot tall cyborg, so it seems it didn't work. If anyone is transformed into a 10 foot tall cyborg, then please let me know.
Cyborg replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,196
Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,212
Go the bookstore and library and move the Bibles into the teen fiction section.
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,218
Ask how it happened for Catherine
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,357
@703,162 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
Satan is still just an employee of God. Most demons in the Old Testament were under the command of God. So how does this shatter one's faith?
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kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,359
kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 27 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,483
@703,478 (A)
okay, are you trying to do this for yourself catherine?
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,530
@703,478 (A)
Do you mean giving them a choice between denying their deity or being killed? People are willing to martyr themselves if their convictions are strong enough, look at all the suicide bombers who've strapped explosives to themselves in the Middle East and elsewhere.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#703,531
@previous (L)
Sounds like a good means of forced euthanasia.
Anonymous L replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,577
@previous (A)
YouthInAsia doesn't need to be forced. The human species is already self-destructive by nature. If we brought back tobacco advertising, there would be a sharp rise in smoking-related fatalities. Same thing would happen if we legalized and encouraged the use of certain "recreational" substances.
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happynappie joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,613
R is the devil, be good jesus, you can't love no more, convert to the devil, no more love, the end of love, cut yourself, lie down depression, introduce psychosis then schizophrenia. split is mind, dualism.
happynappie double-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,614
MAKING A GOOD MAN LIE, MAKING A DEVIL TRUTHFUL
happynappie triple-posted this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,616
do liek jesus ... liar .. dualism is a fact ... liar ... jesus jesus jesus ... liar liar liar ...
happynappie quadruple-posted this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,617
rape all innocent things
Anonymous C replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#703,618