Topic: Whose side are you on in the latest Taylor Swift feud?
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,944
http://dlisted.com/2016/07/17/kim-kartrashian-actually-brought-out-the-receipts-that-exposed-taylor-swift/
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| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Team Taylor | 6 | 67% | |
| Team Kimye | 3 | 33% |
Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #702,243
Whom cares about the personal drama of famous millionaires? Not me. Come back when something genuinely important happens, like a new MTG set or Pokemon game is released. Thanks
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #702,253
Can someone tldr this?
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@702,243 (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
Taylor called Kim names, Kanye got protective and now they're angry at each other because Kanye said she's a whore in his music video. Also Calvin who used to go out with Taylor got mad because Taylor said that she wrote his latest hit song really so she should get credit, so he confirmed that she on purpose ruined Katy's life and also slept with Tom before breaking up with Calvin.
Taylor called Kim names, Kanye got protective and now they're angry at each other because Kanye said she's a whore in his music video. Also Calvin who used to go out with Taylor got mad because Taylor said that she wrote his latest hit song really so she should get credit, so he confirmed that she on purpose ruined Katy's life and also slept with Tom before breaking up with Calvin.
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bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,291
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,295
@702,253 (C)
Kanye West wrote a song where he said he made Taylor Swift famous and he might sleep with her. She called it a misogynistic song and gave a speech at the Grammys that whined about him taking credit for her fame, she specifically said that he never checked with her if the song was okay. Now, Kim Kardashian (Kanye West's wife) released a recording of a phone call where Kanye actually did ask her if the song was okay and she said it was sweet of him to ask and she liked it. Taylor's defense is that she didn't know the song would refer to her as a "bitch" but she clearly lied before.
It now calls into question her previous feuds with, among others, Katy Perry and Calvin Harris. I can tell you about those.
Kanye West wrote a song where he said he made Taylor Swift famous and he might sleep with her. She called it a misogynistic song and gave a speech at the Grammys that whined about him taking credit for her fame, she specifically said that he never checked with her if the song was okay. Now, Kim Kardashian (Kanye West's wife) released a recording of a phone call where Kanye actually did ask her if the song was okay and she said it was sweet of him to ask and she liked it. Taylor's defense is that she didn't know the song would refer to her as a "bitch" but she clearly lied before.
It now calls into question her previous feuds with, among others, Katy Perry and Calvin Harris. I can tell you about those.
bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 8 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,296
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,298
Katy Perry's backup dancers wanted to dance on Taylor Swift's tour while Katy Perry was on a break. Katy said sure, but she would need them again soon and might have to take them off Taylor's tour when she started back up. The dancers agreed and it was put in their contract with Taylor Swift (I think) that they would go back to Katy with a certain amount of notice. Well Katy went to take the dancers back according to the contract and Taylor Swift freaked out and wrote Bad Blood about it and accused her of stealing her dancers but they were Katy Perry's dancers to begin with and everyone knew they would go back to dancing for her, so wtf Taylor?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,299
Taylor Swift wrote the melody and lyrics for Calvin Harris' new song "This Is What You Came for" but everyone agreed it would be weird for her to take credit for it or sing the lyrics while they were dating. So Taylor Swift asked just to be credited as a pseudonym on the track, and Rihanna did the singing. Then Calvin Harris was asked in an interview if he ever worked with Taylor Swift or anything and he said no because obviously Taylor Swift did not want to be publicly known as involved in the song. Then she flipped out that he said that like he was taking something away from her, but it was the agreement all along and he thought he was just respecting her wishes.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,300
I'm still on Taylor's side on the John Mayer thing, he is a creep and deserves many more shitty songs written about him.
bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,301
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,302
Kanye has the better music and Kim has the bigger butt, so Kimye it is.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,304
@702,301 (bhutto)
Because I'm always going to take the side of the person who's not John Mayer. Some quotes:
"I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick." -On interracial relationships
"All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long..." -On kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay porn during/after sex with starlets.
"I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week... I don’t like that question [about masturbating daily], because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say 'Yes, but of course I do.' I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."
"Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day."
"Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." -On his relationship with Jessica Simpson
On what he is looking for: "Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f–k about it."
Because I'm always going to take the side of the person who's not John Mayer. Some quotes:
"I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a f**kin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick." -On interracial relationships
"All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated f*gs. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long..." -On kissing Perez Hilton after openly admitting he enjoys gay porn during/after sex with starlets.
"I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week... I don’t like that question [about masturbating daily], because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say 'Yes, but of course I do.' I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."
"Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day."
"Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." -On his relationship with Jessica Simpson
On what he is looking for: "Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f–k about it."
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,305
Write in: the side that doesn't care.
bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,306
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 18 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,493
Music video director Joseph Kahn had this to say