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Topic: I think that about 95% of the world's problems today could be solved...

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,933

...by killing off the hillbillies.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #702,127

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #702,136

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #702,139

Hillbillies generally don't have a lot of international or institutional clout.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #702,140

@previous (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
But, wherever there is war or violence, you can be sure that a hillbilly is behind it.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #702,151

@previous (A)
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #702,154

@702,140 (A)
So black people are hillbillies?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #702,156

You're saying hillbillies commit most crimes? You're fucking retarded

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,160

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
mad hillbilly detected

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,161

@previous (bhutto)
I'm right though

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,162

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Okay honey

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,163

@702,156 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
Stop hillsplaining at me, hillbilly!

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,166

@702,162 (bhutto)
Statistics don't lie. I'm sorry that it's painful

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,167

@702,163 (G)
Hillsplaining, I like that.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 17 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,354

@702,136 (A)
The years have not been kind to Stephen King.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,363

@702,156 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Numerically speaking they do

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 8 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,367

@previous (I)
Define hillbilly

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,373

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Any person who is of a backwards ass conservative mindset, thanks.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous I double-posted this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,374

@702,367 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

ISIS are desert hillbillies

Brexit supporters are fish and chip hillbillies

Republican voters are drill baby drillbillies

Putin is a polar bear hillbilly

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,378

@702,373 (I)
So you're saying that those price commit the majority of crimes? Really?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 double-posted this 10 years ago, 55 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,379

@702,374 (I)
I almost feel like these could be really funny with some minor tweaking

Timber African American !faggot joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,381

@OP
You're a dumb fuck who can't even accurately dispense folksy slurs. Hillbillies come from insular Appalachian communities too rugged for proper agriculture, it's really quite a narrow term. Redneck would have been a bit more appropriate, it covers tens of millions more people.

But 'hick' would have been the best choice. It's a catch all for what you're trying to say.

Try not sounding like a backwards inbred country bumpkin piece of shit when you get uppity about hillfolk next time.

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,382

@previous (Timber African American !faggot)
mad hillbilly detected

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,384

@702,381 (Timber African American !faggot)
You sound like an inbred hillbilly yokel rube.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,445

Banjo is amazing.

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,468

@702,378 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Yep

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,473

Hillbilly Condominium

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

vriskalon !0D.SXWIdy6 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,474

@702,160 (bhutto)

> mad hillbilly detected

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,505

@702,468 (I)
So you are retarded. That's okay I guess

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,589

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Tell me one classification of people that commit more crimes than people with conservative mindset

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,594

@previous (I)
Define conservative

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,718

@702,445 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)

> Banjo is amazing.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,760

@702,589 (I)
niggers

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,930

@702,594 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Backwards ass hillbillies who hate societal progress

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,933

@702,594 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
David Cameron.

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,934

I think that about 95% of the world's problems today could be solved by killing of 95% of the world's population.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,939

Question for those whom hate hillbillies: are the hillbillies' problems their own fault, or is it the environment they were raised in?

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,940

@previous (Metæ)

Yes

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,942

@702,934 (adam djensen)
I agree.

DoubleSex joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,943

Solve a 100% and your jesus. Solve the universe and your are god, but the what is the Universe but a riddle.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #702,957

@702,930 (I)
So blacks? You want to kill all blacks?

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,008

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

Only if they're black hillbillies otherwise no

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,038

@previous (I)
That's so racist. Hitler also believed in ethnic cleansing

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,138

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

It transcends race therefore cannot be racist thanks

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,213

@previous (I)
But so many blacks are conservative

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,256

@702,445 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
I found a guitar next to the gas station on my way home!

Anonymous I replied with this 10 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,260

@703,213 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)

So are many whites, Asians and Latinos.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,264

@previous (I)
I can't believe that you brought up Asian and the Latinx. Haven't they suffered enough?

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,341

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
shut the fuck up already damn

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,347

@previous (bhutto)
find me something better to fixate on

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,358

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
literally anything

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #703,367

@previous (bhutto)
dude!

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,718

@703,256 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nice! Did you keep it? Can you play it?

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,719

@703,264 (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
How is that pronounced? Is it "latin ex" or "latinx" (rhymes with "jinx")?

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,720

@previous (Metæ)
La teen ex
La like lapel

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,721

@previous (kook !!OPZbEQMT1)
La teen ex! Thanks. I kept hearing it as rhyming with jinx. Now if I have to say it I won't make a fool of myself.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,723

@previous (Metæ)
No if you say this outloud, you'll definitely be making a fool of yourself

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 10 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,724

@704,718 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
yes and no!! I have my dad's guitar but it needs a lil fixin that I can't do

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,809

@704,721 (Metæ)
its just a short way of writing o/a because its a gendered word

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,906

@704,724 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ah, that sucks, I had a guitar I was going to fix, but it takes time, weights, and glue, and I didnt have room anywhere to do it.

The one I have now, is a salmon pink Johnson. I love making sex jokes about fingering my pink johnson in public, its kinda fun.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,908

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
gross

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #704,912

@previous (bhutto)
I save that material for after dark, and/or around bars, its more well received there.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,155

@704,809 (bhutto)
They should change Spanish. All that gendering of nouns sounds kinda problematic.

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,255

@previous (Metæ)
lol a person literally tried to say that to me once. they were honestly truly offended at the idea of 'masculinity/femininity' being a component of language

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,258

@705,155 (Metæ)
German has that too, although apparently not as heavily as Spanish.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,259

@705,255 (bhutto)
English has much less gendering, so it's a more progressive language.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,262

@705,258 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Um, German has THREE genders, and even the adjectives change based on gender. German has MORE gender issues than Spanish.

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,263

@previous (T)
But does having three genders make it better than a language with only two? It sounds like German isn't trapped in the tired gender binary.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 replied with this 10 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,264

@705,262 (T)
but having three genders is very progressive

Metæ replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,265

@705,255 (bhutto)
I've got it! Instead of -o/-a masculine and feminine, just use x!

So instead of saying "el chico/el chica" you just say "el chicx". Instead of the moon being a female "la luna" it's now "la lunx" (pronounced "loon-ex")

(Edited 1 minute later.)

bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,289

@previous (Metæ)
lmao

bhutto double-posted this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #705,290

@705,265 (Metæ)
latinx im okay with because it makes sense. i dont like using hispanic and if youre talking about men and women latinx is fine i just hope people dont end up saying it aloud
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