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Topic: Hangover advice for Fake anon

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY started this discussion 10 years ago #53,919

It's almost noon and Fake anon still hasn't woken up! ITT, give him some ideas to help cure the massive hangover he is about to experience.

D-g !jJEom8Ii3E joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #701,970

You first

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,983

Im up with no hangover because I'm a fucking champ. Thanks.

adam djensen joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,984

Brie

Brie joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,986

If one were to wake up with a hangover there are a multitude of solutions available to try most of which will 'cure' a hangover by replenishing vital nutrients most of which have been drained from one's system by a night of excessive drinking. One whom does not excessively drink will not typically have a 'hangover' on the next day and should refrain from trying many of these cures as they are commonly known. As I understand it, Fake anon will not have an hangover when he wakes up on a typical morning.

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beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,988

> 275 visits
what

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,989

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
444 now. I guess a lot of people care about me :). Also "hangover advice" is probably searched/crawled a lot by boys.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,990

@701,983 (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
That sounds exactly like something bert would say.

Also, not giving a fuck aside, Sprite is clinically proven to help cure hangovers.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,995

@701,989 (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
Over 1,500 boys now

squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,996

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
jesus christ, it's happening, we've gone viral

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,997

@701,995 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I will not be trolled by you this easily!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,998

@701,996 (squeegee)
Minichan: We Know SEO

bhutton joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,000

@701,983 (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
grats

r04r joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,004

@701,988 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
fixed

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,014

@previous (r04r)
Where did my 1,663 visits go? This is a travesty!

r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,072

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
I fixed the issue and calculated the correct viewcount from the read_topics table (which stores which UIDs have seen which topics, to control the bolding of the topic list and also the X new thing)

TTEH !PUPenis69. joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,111

Externally hosted imagehe is never hungover because he consumes alcohol by the teaspoonful

Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,121

@previous (TTEH !PUPenis69.)
Come to ny and let's drink.

TTEH !PUPenis69. replied with this 10 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,125

@previous (Fake anon✡ !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nah lad come down to Devon. Thanks.

kook !!OPZbEQMT1 joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,128

Use the Poke flute!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,153

@702,072 (r04r)
So there's legitimately 87,000 UIDs that have viewed the suicide thread?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,175

@702,125 (TTEH !PUPenis69.)
> Devon
Literally lol.

Their pasties are of an inferior quality.

r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,192

@702,153 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Nope, I only fixed this thread. Fixing older threads would be unreliable, both because they pre-date the existence of the read_topics table and because the read_topics table is purged occasionally.

beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #702,195

@previous (r04r)
So you acknowledge you singled me and my topic out as a bullying tactic?

r04r replied with this 10 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,252

@previous (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
Yes, dear.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,276

@702,195 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
@previous (r04r)

I love this place.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,278

@702,195 (beckyderp !Hi.HILLARY)
trouble in paradise?
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