Topic: Smoothies

Anonymous A started this discussion 10 years ago #53,902

Today I bought a Ninja blender and a load of smoothie ingredients. Dumped a load of ingredients in the first one but reading around it seems fewer ingredients are better.
It sounds a bit odd but I might try avocado spinach and coconut water next, mostly because those are the ingredients I haven't used yet.

bhutto joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #701,766

that sounds fucking gross all it will just taste like coconut guacamole

bhutto double-posted this 10 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #701,767

dumbass im sick of you jerk offs

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #701,778

@previous (bhutto)
hmmmm?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #701,797

There are magazines about smoothies but all they have are chicks with no pubes

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,815

Can it blend ice?

Put like, 2 cups of ice cubes, half a mango, squeeze out a lime and put in some mint leafs.

Best smoothie ever (or is it slushie if it's without milk?)

Also, goes insanely well with vodka if you wanna get shitfaced by something tasty.

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squeegee joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,817

bananna and cucumber. trust me.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,819

@previous (squeegee)
That doesn't sound very appetizing, more like a dare or just two random ingredients.

Apricot and parsnip. Trust me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,828

The coconut guacamole took a while to drink but tasted very healthy.

@701,815 (DasSheeple)
@701,817 (squeegee)
Will give these a go. Probably squeegee's first as it is easiest.

Anonymous F replied with this 10 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,829

@previous (A)
> Apricot and parsnip. Trust me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,831

@previous (F)
> Toothpaste, orange and yoghurt. Trust me.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,832

@previous (A)
Sounds healthy and tasty.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 59 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,839

@OP

> Today I bought a Ninja blender and a load of smoothie ingredients.
> It sounds a bit odd but I might try avocado spinach and coconut water next

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bhutto replied with this 10 years ago, 30 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,843

@701,828 (A)
freak

chili dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,944

Frozen mango peach strawberry
Orange mango juice
Ice
Plain Greek yogurt or splash of milk
:)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,945

I don't think anything will beat yogurt, banana and strawberry combo for me.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 10 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #701,981

@701,944 (chili dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The first serious suggestion with yogurt!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 10 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #702,052

@701,843 (bhutto)
freak means tosser in norwegian